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Refugees in Europe say they are missing home

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A recent poll carried out in Europe states that the majority of refugees there are home sick and long to return to their countries of origin. The poll, which included five European countries that have taken in refugees during the recent migrant crisis: Germany, Sweden, Italy, France and the Netherlands states that the majority of refugees admitted to missing their glorious homelands and that they hope to go back to their respective countries eventually.

These were the top ten reasons why they say Europe is not for them:

(1). The weather is terrible; especially the winter and they have trouble adjusting to it.

(2). Europeans are racist and not accepting of other peoples' cultures and norms.

(3). European food tastes disgusting.

(4). Europeans give them too many unusual stares.

(6). Europeans look weird with their pale skin and different colour eyes and hair.

(7). Most European people are not religious.

(8). European women have a tendency to do what they want like getting jobs, driving cars, dressing immodestly, wearing make-up and playing sports.

(9). Europeans don't want to take the time to learn and understand their language and culture.

(10). Europe is typically a boring continent and apart from the "few" recent terrorist attacks carried out in France, Belgium, Germany and England, usually lacks the excitement of their respective home countries.

(11). Returning home is the best alternative but only until there is peace, political stability and economic opportunities available.





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#1 @ 7 years ago
by earth-heat - Quiet veteran

I love this. :)

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#2 @ 7 years ago
by ALEXANDRE DUMAS - One-off wonder

earth-heat wrote

I love this. :)

I want this printed on a mug. :)

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#3 @ 7 years ago
by Merlin_Farrell123 - Ghost

This is total bullshit. I'm convinced that stories like this are mad just to rile people and wind them up.

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#4 @ 7 years ago
by casey7 - Ghost

Merlin_Farrell123 wrote

This is total bullshit. I'm convinced that stories like this are mad just to rile people and wind them up.

Beautiful morning sunshine. :)

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#5 @ 7 years ago
by Alphaville1966 - Ghost

earth-heat wrote

I love this. :)

There are a plethora of exquisite articles online - and this makes me need to sweat blood. Edited: sorry, wrong post!

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#6 @ 7 years ago
by jeffrey archer - Ghost

casey7 wrote

Merlin_Farrell123 wrote

This is total bullshit. I'm convinced that stories like this are mad just to rile people and wind them up.

Beautiful morning sunshine. :)

I've very much enjoyed the articles and comment's on laugh send, but it's all much of a muchness now. :)

5 comments, registered 7 years ago
#7 @ 7 years ago
by WolverinePollution - Ghost

jeffrey archer wrote

casey7 wrote

Merlin_Farrell123 wrote

This is total bullshit. I'm convinced that stories like this are mad just to rile people and wind them up.

Beautiful morning sunshine. :)

I've very much enjoyed the articles and comment's on laugh send, but it's all much of a muchness now. :)

Snore. Off topic.

2 comments, registered 10 years ago
#8 @ 7 years ago
by SwallowSalamander1968 - Ghost

Merlin_Farrell123 wrote

This is total bullshit. I'm convinced that stories like this are mad just to rile people and wind them up.

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2 comments, registered 8 years ago
#9 @ 7 years ago
by jane austen125 - Ghost

casey7 wrote

Merlin_Farrell123 wrote

This is total bullshit. I'm convinced that stories like this are mad just to rile people and wind them up.

Beautiful morning sunshine. :)

Oh boy... ha! How laughout-loud. :)

7 comments, registered 8 years ago

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