Schumacher the 'Greatest Dictator of all Time'

MORI, the country's leading survey organisation, today admitted that a clerical error has led to Michael Schumacher being voted the 'Greatest Dictator of all Time', narrowly beating Adolf Hitler into second place by 33 votes.

Peter Smith, spokesman for MORI, said:

"We're not sure how it happened, we think that perhaps one of our data inputters got a bit confused by the difference between a facist and German Formula 1 racing drivers, quite an easy mistake to make when you think about it."

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[td style="font-weight:bold;"]All Time Dictators:
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[td style="font-weight:bold;"]Top Formula 1 Drivers
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[td]Michael Schumacher[/td]
[td]Adolf Hitler[/td]
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[td]Adolf Hitler[/td]
[td]Mika Hakkinnen[/td]
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[td]Mao Tse Tung[/td]
[td]Stirling Moss[/td]
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[td]Pol Pot[/td]
[td]Mark Phillips[/td]
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[td]Josef Stalin[/td]
[td] Malcom Mclaren[/td]
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