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06:00 |
Wake up losers
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News / political programme |
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06:00AM to 08:30AM.
Insulting breakfast show that tells the viewer to wake up and smell the coffee.
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams
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08:30 |
Norma
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Genital health show |
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08:30AM to 09:00AM.
Classically trained chef Norma turns her hand to problem solving people's relationship issues and venereal diseases.
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09:00 |
Holiday slums wish you were there
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Current / consumer affairs |
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09:00AM to 09:45AM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax.
Guide to the latest trend in holidaying: the break away from everything and spending two weeks in slums, having your money stolen, and your family kidnapped. An orange leather faced white person to present - as yet undecided.
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09:45 |
Councils and how they (don't) work
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Current / consumer affairs |
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09:45AM to 10:30AM.
Satire hosted by comedienne Mary Vaughn, examining how local councils function, and the "hilarious" things they spend a tiny bit of money on but makes you go "that's my money you bastards are wasting!!!".
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10:30 |
Loose men
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Current / consumer affairs |
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10:30AM to 11:30AM.
Backslapping sexist pigs attempt to masquerade their show as relevant by occasionally discussing cancer.
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11:30 |
Not the whole penny
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Current / consumer affairs |
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11:30AM to 12:30PM.
Business studies professor Mary Nixon investigates what happens to all those decimal parts of computed wage-slips that "get lost in the system somewhere". Interviews with the idiots behind Superman 3, and the geniuses behind Office Space.
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12:30 |
News in the Afternoon
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News / political programme |
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12:30PM to 13:00PM. Due to legal restrictions, you may only pause this program once
Straight talking news show that doesn't shy away from showing you beheading videos.
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13:00 |
And in the morning the rash should be gone
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Soap |
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13:00PM to 13:30PM.
It's always fun at the Doctors' - new drama series with Henry Key and Robert Key
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Season 1, Ep. 1: Jillian is startled to discover that Jillian knows everything. Will Carl confess to Jillian about thinking naughty thoughts? He threatens to open up, only to have the heart torn out. As someone finds out the smell coming from next door, sheep break on through to the other side. Is there time to change things?
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13:30 |
The street where you live
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Soap |
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13:30PM to 14:00PM.
Truly award winning* soap based on a totally normal street near you.
*Not actually award winning
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Season 1, Ep. 1: Matthew will have to face the consequences of reformatting the computer. When someone is caught becoming jewish, who knows what will happen next?
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14:00 |
I just want my money, that's all
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Auction show |
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14:00PM to 15:00PM.
People stand around pretending to be interested while an old man wearing tweed tells them how much money their crap from the mantelpiece costs.
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15:00 |
Avery does crime & time
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Crime / Murder mystery Series |
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15:00PM to 16:00PM.
Denim jeans salesman Lisa Avery performs a misdeed and is jailed in this weekly drek.
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Season 1, Ep. 1: It occurs to Blaine that looking backwards is probably not for the best, and he knows Blaine's little secret. As the saying goes: one today is worth two tomorrows. What won't the neighbours say?
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16:00 |
The investigator did it
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Crime / Murder mystery Series |
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16:00PM to 16:30PM.
Weekly escapades of naughty detective Guilt, attempting to solve crimes that he himself committed.
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Season 1, Ep. 1: Does anyone follow plot lines? Hope is probably to blame for all.
Morally repugnant
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16:30 |
Hands-down pants-down
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Quiz show |
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16:30PM to 17:00PM.
Wacky quiz in which contestants must guess who is their partner by examining their genitals.
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17:00 |
News close to you
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News / political programme |
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17:00PM to 17:30PM.
A summary of all the regional drama that happened outisde the shopping centre near where you live.
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17:30 |
News in the Evening
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News / political programme |
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17:30PM to 19:00PM.
Hope you're back from your day job, because this is what we feed you when you're too tired to move or find the remote control.
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19:00 |
All this used to be fields
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Soap |
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19:00PM to 19:30PM.
Sexy young couples, old people, and nothing in between, all fight and flooze together in one amazing farming community.
Episode details:
Season 1, Ep. 1: In the future, folk will look back at this and pray? Guy has flashbacks to speaking to another man's wife. Nobody knows, and nobody cares. What did happen last episode, anyway? It's all down to luck from here on in.
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19:30 |
People who live next door
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Soap |
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19:30PM to 20:00PM.
Australian soap. Four hundred people dwell in a single street, presumably leading to a great deal of webbed-feet and confusion about which cousin is which.
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Season 1, Ep. 1: Mary begins to think about the future. Can the tension last while Mary is still there? Mary is warned that dancing at the school fete May not be the right answer. Karin is startled to discover that Karin knows everything. Docile pickles think more clearly with alcohol in their systems.
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20:00 |
No leg to stand on
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Current / consumer affairs |
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20:00PM to 20:30PM.
War journalist Freda Larsen introduces the latest in artifical limb technologies from unusual places.
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20:30 |
If it moves - kill it, screw it or give it up for adoption
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Soap |
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20:30PM to 21:00PM.
Award winning soap in which the worst possible people are presented in a totally believable way.
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Season 1, Ep. 1: Michaela wonders if this is the week to discuss the long term peace treaty. The trouble with being ready for the worst begins to change the overall effect of the soup in amusing shapes a new arrival comes to visit. It could happen to anyone, so why not?
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21:00 |
I done killed the witch
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Documentary |
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21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax.
The series borne from the 30 minute documentary that originally aired as "Oz, 2014 - it's not Kansas anymore. Come to think of it, it never was, it was Oz.". Get ready for L. Frank Baum's classic to get horribly murdered with a combination of poor grammar and bright scenery.
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22:00 |
Surely it's too late for news?!
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News / political programme |
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22:00PM to 22:30PM.
It's never too late. Even though you've been following all the news throughout the day on your smartphone.
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22:30 |
The garrulous inner workings of Michael Foster
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Historical / Period Drama Series |
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22:30PM to 23:30PM.
In learning that the spleen is in permanent discombobulation by the ephineral mascurtium, Michael Foster seeks each week to discover and extract the leaves of several coniferous sproutings, that were once baked in the ovens at Windsor, to distil a brew so imbued with corrective assertion so as to remedy and eventually cause to repair the underlying disassociative object in question.
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Season 1, Ep. 1: Someone somehow discovers everything. Everything seems to change with someone giving all for no real purpose. As the saying goes: in the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Armpits provide at least nine hundred and thirty three percent of the drama. It can only end with someone worshipping false idols.
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23:30 |
Do what you gotta do
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Hospital drama |
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23:30PM to 00:30AM.
Doctors gather together each week to ignore the wishes of their patients and patronise everyone.
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Season 1, Ep. 1: Can the tension last while George is still there? Violet is probably blameless for nothing. What is swallowed once, is never attempted again, and he decides to bury everything in the sand. This week: fonzie jumps the shark.
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00:30 |
Mary Russo
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Chat show |
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00:30AM to 02:00AM.
Chat show, only about half as interesting.
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Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
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