Fake TV funny programmes and schedule for Wednesday, 19th March 2025

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Wednesday, 19th March 2025

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06:00	Wake up losers	News / political programme
	06:00AM to 08:30AM. Insulting breakfast show that tells the viewer to wake up and smell the coffee. Jet fuel can't melt steal beams View more details
08:30	Norma	Genital health show
	08:30AM to 09:00AM. Classically trained chef Norma turns her hand to problem solving people's relationship issues and venereal diseases. View more details
09:00	You carry a pink umbrella and you're not gay?	Current / consumer affairs
	09:00AM to 09:30AM. Series outing those who are clearly gay but not aware of it. View more details
09:30	Astrology from uranus	Current / consumer affairs
	09:30AM to 10:30AM. Spoof magician presents this weekly show forecasting hilarious doom for everyone. View more details
10:30	Loose men	Current / consumer affairs
	10:30AM to 11:30AM. Backslapping sexist pigs attempt to masquerade their show as relevant by occasionally discussing cancer. View more details
11:30	Not the whole penny	Current / consumer affairs
	11:30AM to 12:30PM. Business studies professor Mary Nixon investigates what happens to all those decimal parts of computed wage-slips that "get lost in the system somewhere". Interviews with the idiots behind Superman 3, and the geniuses behind Office Space. View more details
12:30	News in the Afternoon	News / political programme
	12:30PM to 13:00PM. Due to legal restrictions, you may only pause this program once Straight talking news show that doesn't shy away from showing you beheading videos. View more details
13:00	And in the morning the rash should be gone	Soap
	13:00PM to 13:30PM. It's always fun at the Doctors' - new drama series with Henry Key and Robert Key Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Will Carl confess to Jillian about doing bad things? View more details
13:30	The street where you live	Soap
	13:30PM to 14:00PM. Truly award winning* soap based on a totally normal street near you. *Not actually award winning Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Everything seems to change with someone thinking about rockets. Eight hundred and fifty three dogs died in the making of this episode. Will Matthew confess to Kiara about hoping for the best? Voices will be raised; expectations lowered. Is there time to change things? View more details
14:00	I just want my money, that's all	Auction show
	14:00PM to 15:00PM. People stand around pretending to be interested while an old man wearing tweed tells them how much money their crap from the mantelpiece costs. View more details
15:00	Avery does crime & time	Crime / Murder mystery Series
	15:00PM to 16:00PM. Denim jeans salesman Lisa Avery performs a misdeed and is jailed in this weekly drek. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: It occurs to Blaine that being able to see through walls is probably not for the best. The standard of everything falls from now on, and he begins to think about the future. The trouble with presenting neighbours with signed copies of their own photographs begins to change the overall effect of the armpits like wookiees. View more details
16:00	The investigator did it	Crime / Murder mystery Series
	16:00PM to 16:30PM. Weekly escapades of naughty detective Guilt, attempting to solve crimes that he himself committed. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: George begins to think about the past, and he considers the moral rights and wrongs of growing a moustache. As the proverb states: a friend to everybody is a friend to nobody. Everything seems to change with someone looking backwards. Will having an affair upset the literal applecart? Morally repugnant View more details
16:30	Hands-down pants-down	Quiz show
	16:30PM to 17:00PM. Wacky quiz in which contestants must guess who is their partner by examining their genitals. View more details
17:00	News close to you	News / political programme
	17:00PM to 17:30PM. A summary of all the regional drama that happened outisde the shopping centre near where you live. View more details
17:30	News in the Evening	News / political programme
	17:30PM to 19:00PM. Hope you're back from your day job, because this is what we feed you when you're too tired to move or find the remote control. View more details
19:00	All this used to be fields	Soap
	19:00PM to 19:30PM. Sexy young couples, old people, and nothing in between, all fight and flooze together in one amazing farming community. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Smartphone covers provide at least four hundred and three percent of the drama. As the saying goes: damage suffered makes you knowing, but seldom rich. The past is always blamed for the re-appearance of leopards. View more details
19:30	People who live next door	Soap
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Australian soap. Four hundred people dwell in a single street, presumably leading to a great deal of webbed-feet and confusion about which cousin is which. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Mary is left regretting presenting neighbours with signed copies of their own photographs, and she learns today what it means that: better to wear out than rust out. Will Mary confess to Karin about being ready for the worst? She decides to open up, only to have the heart torn out. Will anyone have to do this again? View more details
20:00	Weekly MP bribe	Current / consumer affairs
	20:00PM to 20:30PM. Examining the various bribes that have been given to MPs this week in order to maintain the status quo of rich people controlling everything. View more details
20:30	If it moves - kill it, screw it or give it up for adoption	Soap
	20:30PM to 21:00PM. Award winning soap in which the worst possible people are presented in a totally believable way. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Someone finally notices all. What is swallowed once, is never attempted again. When someone is caught dancing at the school fete, who knows what will happen next? View more details
21:00	I done killed the witch	Documentary
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. The series borne from the 30 minute documentary that originally aired as "Oz, 2014 - it's not Kansas anymore. Come to think of it, it never was, it was Oz.". Get ready for L. Frank Baum's classic to get horribly murdered with a combination of poor grammar and bright scenery. View more details
22:00	Surely it's too late for news?!	News / political programme
	22:00PM to 22:30PM. It's never too late. Even though you've been following all the news throughout the day on your smartphone. View more details
22:30	Killing in the name of Hyman Key	Historical / Period Drama Series
	22:30PM to 23:30PM. A different fanatic group each week attempts to out-do believers in Hyman Key. Who will prevail? Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Voices will be raised; expectations lowered. Jesus learns today what the hell it means when they say an open door May tempt a saint. Five hundred and thirty nine sheep died in the making of this episode. A new arrival comes to visit. Is this the beginning of the end? View more details
23:30	You got it stuck in there, you get it out	Hospital drama
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Medical drama starring Edna Bright and Charles Schaefer. 30 goddamn minutes of constant hell. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Kevin wonders what it would be like to not go around turning goth. Can this be allowed to continue? View more details
00:00	Arthur Chicken	Kids Film
	00:00AM to 02:00AM. Kids film starring Arthur Chicken as a down-to-earth chicken who is threatened on account of him looking like "good eatin'". Chicken voiced by Eric Preston. View more details

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