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Monday, 3rd March 2025

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18:00	Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour?	Home improvement show
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Painting and decorating expert Lane Conner joins renowned psychic Luther Kidd in this feng-shui-a-like home improvement show View more details
18:30	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	18:30PM to 19:30PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Leanna has flashbacks to eating squirrel meat. And you still watch this stuff? View more details
19:30	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
20:00	There is an error	Science Fiction Series
	20:00PM to 21:00PM. Programming errors comes true in this Orwellian/H G Wellsian adaptation of Frank Herbert's existential thriller novella that he forgot to write. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Will Ora discover the truth about what happens when not hoping for the best? She wonders if this is the week to uncover the secrets of the universe. The standard of everything falls from now on, and she threatens to marry the wrong person for the eighth time. View more details
21:00	Burgundy goes with any shade of grey	Current / consumer affairs
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Dull consumer affairs program with boring people, talking monotonously about upsettingly workaday things. View more details
22:00	DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 23:00PM. Zombie beasts take over downtown Detroit. When someone finally notices, the police are forced to take action and uncover a major conspiracy of the government slowly changing everyone's DNA. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: It occurs to Jack Dominguez that turning goth is probably not for the best, and he can't seem to catch a break. Edwin is startled to discover that Edwin knows everything. Whoever consistently removes the cookie, really takes the biscuit. View more details
23:00	Blaster at your side	Science Fiction Series
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Popular film spin off with the sarcastic Fan Rolo and cuddly Shrewbacka. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: An infinite number of dogs dressed as monkeys provide at least seven hundred and forty percent of the drama. Logic takes the high road in this action fraught drama. And that's the end of that. View more details
23:30	The whole damn thing is moronic!	Science Fiction Series
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Truth hurts in this maniacal series in which the whole damned episode can't really have happened because in the following episode there's no trace of it. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Voices will be raised; expectations lowered. In the future, folk will look back at this and cry? Black is probably to thank for nothing. Eight hundred and sixteen farting zebras died in the making of this episode. Docile gambling addicts think more clearly with alcohol in their systems. View more details

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