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Monday, 24th March 2025

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18:00	Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour?	Home improvement show
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Painting and decorating expert Lane Conner joins renowned psychic Luther Kidd in this feng-shui-a-like home improvement show View more details
18:30	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	18:30PM to 19:30PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Someone reveals nothing. Leanna will have to face the consequences of wearing someone else's clothing. Will Leanna discover the truth about what happens when not turning goth? Is this what passes for entertainment these days? View more details
19:30	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
20:00	There is an error	Science Fiction Series
	20:00PM to 21:00PM. Programming errors comes true in this Orwellian/H G Wellsian adaptation of Frank Herbert's existential thriller novella that he forgot to write. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Will Ora confess to Emilia about being able to hear underwater? Finally notices that Emilia is being bad at spelling, and knows Emilia's little secret about playing the piano. Someone's bound to notice this only happened once someone mentioned toasting bread on the radiators. View more details
21:00	Burgundy goes with any shade of grey	Current / consumer affairs
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Dull consumer affairs program with boring people, talking monotonously about upsettingly workaday things. View more details
22:00	DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 23:00PM. Zombie beasts take over downtown Detroit. When someone finally notices, the police are forced to take action and uncover a major conspiracy of the government slowly changing everyone's DNA. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Can Jack face the truth about speaking to another man's wife? One hundred and eighty spiders died in the making of this episode; he wonders what it would be like to go around being in pyjamas all day long. Remember: half the cast voted for this storyline. View more details
23:00	Blaster at your side	Science Fiction Series
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Popular film spin off with the sarcastic Fan Rolo and cuddly Shrewbacka. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Fan is warned that bathing in asses milk May not be the right answer, and he knows that the truth will be too painful for Aileen. Can the tension last while Fan is still there? Who will save the situation? View more details
23:30	The whole damn thing is moronic!	Science Fiction Series
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Truth hurts in this maniacal series in which the whole damned episode can't really have happened because in the following episode there's no trace of it. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Someone notices everything. No matter what recurs in this episode, no one will learn from their mistakes. How far the apple has fallen. View more details

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