BBC parody of TV schedule for Tuesday, 1st April 2025

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Tuesday, 1st April 2025

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18:00	The Thompsons	Cartoon Series
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Heavily caricatured family with a wife-beating husband, loving mother, one naughty child and one know-it-all child, all attempt to live harmoniously. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Michael wonders if this is the week to eat all the food, and he might just regret looking backwards. Dastardly plans provide at least nine hundred and eighty six percent of the drama. Everyone forgets what happened recently. Does no-one think of the children anymore? View more details
18:30	Where grown men go to cry/masturbate	Cartoon Series
	18:30PM to 19:00PM. Hilarious "adults only" cartoon that only children or the pathetic will watch. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: George knows Betty's little secret. It's time for George to tell the truth about Betty, and he learns today what the hell it means when they say life begins at forty, and he wonders if this is the week to chew on the bones of the dead. Alledgedly? View more details
19:00	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:00PM to 19:30PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
19:30	I'd kill for a new home	Quiz show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. The innovative Chinese quiz show makes its debut on western screens. Watch as families commit homicide in order to win the star prize - a stylish second hand motor home. View more details
20:00	The only way to win is not to play	Quiz show
	20:00PM to 20:30PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Armageddon reality show in which contestants' brain patterns control the missile defence system at NORAD. View more details
20:30	Billie Newman is a complete shit	Comedy Series
	20:30PM to 21:00PM. Comedian Billie Newman walks around the various pubs of Liverpool, irritating people without pause until they say the phrase "Billie Newman is a complete shit". Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: As the proverb states: more haste less speed. Voices will be raised; expectations lowered. Is there time to change things? Contains mild language and scenes of lactation. View more details
21:00	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Does anyone follow plot lines? What did happen last episode, anyway? Everyone wonders what horrors will be next. Someone discovers something. Will no-one act to save the situation? View more details
22:00	The bastards 'ate my guts	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 22:30PM. British sci-fi hilarity characterised by poor diction. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Cynthia knows Ian's little secret, and is warned that thinking about rockets May not be the right answer, and somehow discovers that Ian is changing sex. View more details
22:30	If it doesn't squeal then it doesn't feel pain	Food / drink show
	22:30PM to 23:00PM. Crustacean surgery masquerading as cookery, with Jessica Downs View more details
23:00	Slug it out with slugger	Food / drink show
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Record option unavailable, because your remote's batteries are low When gardens attack: this series explores what happens when slugs take over local gardens and the residents attempt to fight back. View more details
23:30	Upload your life, bitches	Current / consumer affairs
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Facebook and Twitter executives laughing in front of the camera. That's it. Contains material that might make you think whether it's a good idea to upload your life and everyone you know to strangers. View more details

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