BBC parody of TV schedule for Monday, 27th October 2025

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Monday, 27th October 2025

Today's TV schedule

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18:00	Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour?	Home improvement show
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Painting and decorating expert Lane Conner joins renowned psychic Luther Kidd in this feng-shui-a-like home improvement show View more details
18:00	Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour?	Home improvement show
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Painting and decorating expert Lane Conner joins renowned psychic Luther Kidd in this feng-shui-a-like home improvement show View more details
18:30	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	18:30PM to 19:30PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Leanna reveals that Paul is driving nude from the waist down, and has the presence of mind to consider bothering goats on a daily basis. What is swallowed once, is never attempted again. Woodchuck has been chucked. View more details
18:30	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	18:30PM to 19:30PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Will Leanna discover the truth about what happens when not picking up the milk bottles nude? And that concludes something. View more details
19:30	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
19:30	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
20:00	There is an error	Science Fiction Series
	20:00PM to 21:00PM. Programming errors comes true in this Orwellian/H G Wellsian adaptation of Frank Herbert's existential thriller novella that he forgot to write. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Creased, folded hairpieces provide at least fifty percent of the drama. Mathematically, anything is possible. Or not. View more details
20:00	There is an error	Science Fiction Series
	20:00PM to 21:00PM. Programming errors comes true in this Orwellian/H G Wellsian adaptation of Frank Herbert's existential thriller novella that he forgot to write. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Ora threatens to wish you a merry christmas; she is left regretting being in pyjamas all day long. No-one is sure Ora is even serious. As the proverb states: confess and be hanged. Writers strikes definitely did not happen at this point in the series. View more details
21:00	Burgundy goes with any shade of grey	Current / consumer affairs
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Dull consumer affairs program with boring people, talking monotonously about upsettingly workaday things. View more details
21:00	Burgundy goes with any shade of grey	Current / consumer affairs
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Dull consumer affairs program with boring people, talking monotonously about upsettingly workaday things. View more details
22:00	DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 23:00PM. Zombie beasts take over downtown Detroit. When someone finally notices, the police are forced to take action and uncover a major conspiracy of the government slowly changing everyone's DNA. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Nobody knows, and nobody cares. Edwin is startled to discover that Edwin knows everything. Jack wonders if this is the week to eat garlic to avoid sex. What won't the neighbours think? View more details
22:00	DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 23:00PM. Zombie beasts take over downtown Detroit. When someone finally notices, the police are forced to take action and uncover a major conspiracy of the government slowly changing everyone's DNA. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Jack can't seem to catch a break. View more details
23:00	Blaster at your side	Science Fiction Series
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Popular film spin off with the sarcastic Fan Rolo and cuddly Shrewbacka. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: It occurs to Fan that wearing someone else's clothing is probably not for the best, and he decides it might be time to bury everything in the sand. Sixty nine sheep died in the making of this episode, and he is left regretting giving all for no real purpose. View more details
23:00	Blaster at your side	Science Fiction Series
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Popular film spin off with the sarcastic Fan Rolo and cuddly Shrewbacka. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: As someone somehow discovers the smell coming from next door, sweaty dogs give less of a monkeys. Everyone wonders what horrors will be next. A new arrival comes to visit. Thinking naughty thoughts doesn't bother Fan as much as it did Aileen. Has no-one thought of this before? View more details
23:30	The whole damn thing is moronic!	Science Fiction Series
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Truth hurts in this maniacal series in which the whole damned episode can't really have happened because in the following episode there's no trace of it. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: A new arrival comes to visit. In the future, our robotic overlords will look back at this and weep? Mathematically, anything is possible. Or not. View more details
23:30	The whole damn thing is moronic!	Science Fiction Series
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Truth hurts in this maniacal series in which the whole damned episode can't really have happened because in the following episode there's no trace of it. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Patty knows Catherine's little secret. In the future, our robotic overlords will look back at this and weep? Will Patty confess to Catherine about stroking someone else's beard? Will anyone ever find out? View more details

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