BBC parody of TV schedule for Tuesday, 9th December 2025

BeebTV iTelevision BeebTV4 Skience Fiktion

Tuesday, 9th December 2025

BeebTV4

18:00	The Thompsons	Cartoon Series
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Heavily caricatured family with a wife-beating husband, loving mother, one naughty child and one know-it-all child, all attempt to live harmoniously. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Michael wonders what it would be like to go around identifying as goatkin. Will Michael confess to Saundra about looking backwards? Michael considers the moral rights and wrongs of growing a beard. What does this even mean? View more details
18:30	Where grown men go to cry/masturbate	Cartoon Series
	18:30PM to 19:00PM. Hilarious "adults only" cartoon that only children or the pathetic will watch. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: George considers the moral rights and wrongs of working hard for the money, and he has flashbacks to growing a moustache, and he strikes out today, just as everyone predicted. Will being unable to locate things with use of the tongue upset the literal applecart? View more details
19:00	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:00PM to 19:30PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
19:30	I'd kill for a new home	Quiz show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. The innovative Chinese quiz show makes its debut on western screens. Watch as families commit homicide in order to win the star prize - a stylish second hand motor home. View more details
20:00	The only way to win is not to play	Quiz show
	20:00PM to 20:30PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Armageddon reality show in which contestants' brain patterns control the missile defence system at NORAD. View more details
20:30	Billie Newman is a complete shit	Comedy Series
	20:30PM to 21:00PM. Comedian Billie Newman walks around the various pubs of Liverpool, irritating people without pause until they say the phrase "Billie Newman is a complete shit". Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Tony is bathing in asses milk. Chinese proverbs provide at least eight hundred and six percent of the drama; he wonders what it would be like to go around speaking to another man's wife. Contains mild language and scenes of lactation. View more details
21:00	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Everyone forgets what happened recently. Leanna McPherson learns today what it means that: a fool in a gown is none the wiser; she will have to face the consequences of dancing at the school fete. Can Leanna face the truth about thinking about rockets? The rub of the green. View more details
22:00	The bastards 'ate my guts	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 22:30PM. British sci-fi hilarity characterised by poor diction. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Cynthia knows Ian's little secret. Purple is probably thankful for everything, and she knows that the truth will be too painful for Ian. Who will save the situation? View more details
22:30	If it doesn't squeal then it doesn't feel pain	Food / drink show
	22:30PM to 23:00PM. Crustacean surgery masquerading as cookery, with Jessica Downs View more details
23:00	Slug it out with slugger	Food / drink show
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Record option unavailable, because your remote's batteries are low When gardens attack: this series explores what happens when slugs take over local gardens and the residents attempt to fight back. View more details
23:30	Upload your life, bitches	Current / consumer affairs
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Facebook and Twitter executives laughing in front of the camera. That's it. Contains material that might make you think whether it's a good idea to upload your life and everyone you know to strangers. View more details

Show programmes for ...

Funny TV programme schedule for BeebTV4

BeebTV4

More from Laughsend