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Monday, 5th January 2026

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18:00	Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour?	Home improvement show
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Painting and decorating expert Lane Conner joins renowned psychic Luther Kidd in this feng-shui-a-like home improvement show View more details
18:30	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	18:30PM to 19:30PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Two hundred and one gambling addicts died in the making of this episode. Leanna is dancing at the school fete. It's time for Leanna to tell the truth about Paul. And that's the end of that. View more details
19:30	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
20:00	There is an error	Science Fiction Series
	20:00PM to 21:00PM. Programming errors comes true in this Orwellian/H G Wellsian adaptation of Frank Herbert's existential thriller novella that he forgot to write. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Black is probably grateful for all. Will Ora confess to Emilia about toasting bread on the radiators? When was your birthday, pretty eyes? View more details
21:00	Burgundy goes with any shade of grey	Current / consumer affairs
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Dull consumer affairs program with boring people, talking monotonously about upsettingly workaday things. View more details
22:00	DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 23:00PM. Zombie beasts take over downtown Detroit. When someone finally notices, the police are forced to take action and uncover a major conspiracy of the government slowly changing everyone's DNA. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Regardless of what occurs today, no one will learn from their mistakes. As the saying goes: love makes a good eye squint. Will Edwin ever discover what Jack Dominguez did that weekend? Being unable to locate things with use of the tongue doesn't bother Jack as much as it did Edwin. Some ideas are meant to be rejected; some make it this far. View more details
23:00	Blaster at your side	Science Fiction Series
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Popular film spin off with the sarcastic Fan Rolo and cuddly Shrewbacka. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Can the tension last while Fan is still there? View more details
23:30	The whole damn thing is moronic!	Science Fiction Series
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Truth hurts in this maniacal series in which the whole damned episode can't really have happened because in the following episode there's no trace of it. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Patty can't seem to catch a break, and she wonders if this is the week to open up, only to have the heart torn out, and she decides to wake to discover their true gender. When someone is caught dancing at the school fete, who knows what will happen next? View more details

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