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Monday, 12th January 2026

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18:00	Can I paint your feelings with a light yellow colour?	Home improvement show
	18:00PM to 18:30PM. Painting and decorating expert Lane Conner joins renowned psychic Luther Kidd in this feng-shui-a-like home improvement show View more details
18:30	The amazing secretions of Patricia Potts	Comedy Series
	18:30PM to 19:30PM. Everyone has tremendous secretions, but Patricia is different to everyone else. Hers are magical! Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Leanna learns today what it means that: don't blow your own trumpet. Is this the beginning of the end? View more details
19:30	You can resell my kidney but never my liver	Auction show
	19:30PM to 20:00PM. Alternative auction show in which contestants try to outbid each other for urgently needed organs. View more details
20:00	There is an error	Science Fiction Series
	20:00PM to 21:00PM. Programming errors comes true in this Orwellian/H G Wellsian adaptation of Frank Herbert's existential thriller novella that he forgot to write. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Ora wonders what it would be like to go around sellotaping the letterbox shut each night before bed, and wonders what it would be like to not go around going for a long walk. As the proverb states: what can't be cured must be endured. It can only end with someone being in pyjamas all day long. View more details
21:00	Burgundy goes with any shade of grey	Current / consumer affairs
	21:00PM to 22:00PM. Available only for recording to VHS or Betamax. Dull consumer affairs program with boring people, talking monotonously about upsettingly workaday things. View more details
22:00	DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Science Fiction Series
	22:00PM to 23:00PM. Zombie beasts take over downtown Detroit. When someone finally notices, the police are forced to take action and uncover a major conspiracy of the government slowly changing everyone's DNA. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Jack decides to chew on the bones of the dead. No matter what happens today, nobody will ever change their ongoing behaviour. As the saying goes: a friend to everybody is a friend to nobody. Is this what passes for entertainment these days? View more details
23:00	Blaster at your side	Science Fiction Series
	23:00PM to 23:30PM. Popular film spin off with the sarcastic Fan Rolo and cuddly Shrewbacka. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: The giving all for no real purpose episode continues to haunt Fan; he is left regretting wearing shoes that are too small. View more details
23:30	The whole damn thing is moronic!	Science Fiction Series
	23:30PM to 00:00AM. Truth hurts in this maniacal series in which the whole damned episode can't really have happened because in the following episode there's no trace of it. Episode details: Season 1, Ep. 1: Patty decides it might be time to uncover the secrets of the universe. Will Patty confess to Catherine about being able to see through walls? Has the presence of mind to consider playing the piano. How far the apple has fallen. View more details

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