Quack-alarm: World's Largest Collection of Rubber Ducks Goes Missing, Nation in Disbelief

In an event that has shocked the nation and caused widespread panic among bath-time enthusiasts, the world's largest collection of rubber ducks has mysteriously disappeared without a trace. The beloved collection, owned by avid collector and renowned rubber duck aficionado Drake McDuck, was last seen bobbing peacefully in a giant bathtub in McDuck's basement, but has since vanished into thin air.

The world-renowned collector is devastated at the loss of his beloved flock of rubber ducks, which he has spent years acquiring and caring for. "This is an absolute tragedy," said McDuck. "Those ducks have been my life's work, my pride and joy. I can't believe they're gone."

The disappearance has sparked a frenzy among rubber duck fans and the general public alike, with many taking to social media to voice their outrage and disbelief. "This is a ducking disaster" tweeted one person, while another posted "I just can't quackin' believe it!"

The search for the missing rubber ducks has already begun, with law enforcement and concerned citizens alike combing the streets and waterways in search of any sign of the beloved bath toys. "We are leaving no stone unturned in our search for these missing ducks," said local police chief Donald Duck.

Despite the severity of the situation, some people are taking a more lighthearted approach, making jokes at McDuck's expense. "Looks like Drake's ducks aren't quackers anymore!" quipped local comedian and amateur rubber duck enthusiast Daffy Duck.

While the loss of the world's largest collection of rubber ducks is no laughing matter, we can only hope that Drake McDuck and the rest of the world are reunited with their beloved bath toys soon. As one fan put it, "We just need to stay calm and duck on!"