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Breona vs. Becky

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Breona worked hard at school and earned her college degree. Breona was now seen as a sign of ethnic greatness and proof that one can accomplish anything regardless of race once given the opportunity.

Becky worked hard at school and earned her college degree. She was now seen as a beneficiary of "color privilege".

In college Breona frequently flirted with Josh and even went on a few dates with him. She was seen as being open-minded.

In college Becky frequently flirted with Jamal and even went on few dates with him. She was seen as having an "ulterior motive" like "stealing Breona's man" or wanting to get her "jealous".

Breona broke up with Josh and hooked up with Jamal. She was praised for "finally seeing the light".

Becky broke up with Jamal and hooked up with Josh. She was accused of being "racist".

Breona straightened her hair, dyed it blonde, wore blue contacts and even bleached her skin. She was praised for having "a sense of style".

Becky braided her hair, visited the tanning salon and got collagen injections in her lips. She was accused of "cultural appropriation".

Breona tried out for the World Championship Swimming team and after gaining selection went on to win a gold medal for her country. She was now seen as an inspiration for people who look like her.

Becky tried out for the World Championship Track & Field team and after gaining selection went on to win a gold medal for her country. She was then accused of doping by people who look like Breona.

After graduating from college with her degree, Breona stopped competing and got a great job as a sports analyst at a TV station where everyone looked like her. She was praised for supporting her people and giving back to her community.

After graduating from college with her degree, Becky also stopped competing and she too got a great job as a sports analyst at a TV station where everyone looked like her. She was accused of being "racist" and benefitting from "color privilege" once again.

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