Live on Pay per view!!!!!!
Saturday September 17,2017
CANNIBAL FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See fighting action like never before. Fighters enter a steel rhombus. Eight will compete but only one will survive!!!!!
The rules:
1. Fighters will be naked
2. Fighters are allowed to punch,kick,elbow,knee,grapple,scratch,bite,rape and kill
3. The only rule? there are no rules!!!!
4. Fighters will engage in the ultimate form of combat.More brutal than boxing,kick boxing and MMA combined.
Fighters will be using anything and everything to win!!!
Chairs,knives,guns,whips,chains,nuclear bombs!!!! are all legal
You will never see as much blood,death and destruction as you will see on Saturday,September 17,2017
You will witness the most extreme fighting ever!
All fighters will be tested for performance enhancing drugs. Fighter who pass the test will be disqualified
Only $275.00 on HBO pay per view
Call your local cable company today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments
This is the funniest thing I've ever experienced. How funny.
I have a feeling I am not the true audience for this.
there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dyig from boredom. if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to...
COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT CORRECT... MEH WITH MEH ON TOP.
SURE, WHY NOT. THERE'S NO WAY THIS COULD BE CORRECT. :)
JUST DON'T LIKE THIS KIND OF THING, AND IT REALLY BUGS ME THAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS ITS OK.
i doubt htis is correct.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. WELL, I LAUGHED.