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Live on Pay per view!!!!!!

Saturday September 17,2017

CANNIBAL FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See fighting action like never before. Fighters enter a steel rhombus. Eight will compete but only one will survive!!!!!

The rules:

1. Fighters will be naked

2. Fighters are allowed to punch,kick,elbow,knee,grapple,scratch,bite,rape and kill

3. The only rule? there are no rules!!!!

4. Fighters will engage in the ultimate form of combat.More brutal than boxing,kick boxing and MMA combined.

Fighters will be using anything and everything to win!!!

Chairs,knives,guns,whips,chains,nuclear bombs!!!! are all legal

You will never see as much blood,death and destruction as you will see on Saturday,September 17,2017

You will witness the most extreme fighting ever!

All fighters will be tested for performance enhancing drugs. Fighter who pass the test will be disqualified

Only $275.00 on HBO pay per view

Call your local cable company today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#1 @ 2 years ago
by Penguin_Sense0 - Ghost

This is the funniest thing I've ever experienced. How funny.

4 comments, registered 4 years ago
#2 @ 2 years ago
by BADGESHADE7 - Ghost

Penguin_Sense0 wrote

This is the funniest thing I've ever experienced. How funny.

I have a feeling I am not the true audience for this.

3 comments, registered 3 years ago
#3 @ 2 years ago
by Castaneda-Rubio - Ghost

there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dyig from boredom. if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to...

6 comments, registered 5 years ago
#4 @ 2 years ago
by toebadge0 - One-off wonder

Castaneda-Rubio wrote

there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dyig from boredom. if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to...

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT CORRECT... MEH WITH MEH ON TOP.

1 comment, registered 3 years ago
#5 @ 2 years ago
by cheese war1978 - Quiet veteran

toebadge0 wrote

Castaneda-Rubio wrote

there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dyig from boredom. if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to...

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT CORRECT... MEH WITH MEH ON TOP.

SURE, WHY NOT. THERE'S NO WAY THIS COULD BE CORRECT. :)

12 comments, registered 5 years ago
#6 @ 2 years ago
by Lilia Mboleza - Writer

cheese war1978 wrote

toebadge0 wrote

Castaneda-Rubio wrote

there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dyig from boredom. if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to...

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT CORRECT... MEH WITH MEH ON TOP.

SURE, WHY NOT. THERE'S NO WAY THIS COULD BE CORRECT. :)

JUST DON'T LIKE THIS KIND OF THING, AND IT REALLY BUGS ME THAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS ITS OK.

4 comments, registered 3 years ago
#7 @ 2 years ago
by Castaneda-Rubio - Ghost

toebadge0 wrote

Castaneda-Rubio wrote

there's something in here that intrigues me... and i think it's how on earth anyone can read it without dyig from boredom. if i fall asleep at any time, you'll have to...

COMMENTS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES... NO, THAT'S NOT CORRECT... MEH WITH MEH ON TOP.

i doubt htis is correct.

6 comments, registered 5 years ago
#8 @ 2 years ago
by cheese war1978 - Quiet veteran

Penguin_Sense0 wrote

This is the funniest thing I've ever experienced. How funny.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. WELL, I LAUGHED.

12 comments, registered 5 years ago

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