In a shocking new scandal to hit the Democrat party, Hillary Clinton has confessed in an interview to having an "inappropriate relationship" with her Aide Huma Abedin. Speaking to the Political website: theleftisright.com, the former Presidential Candidate and First Lady who had to endure one of the biggest Presidential sex scandals in recent U.S. political history when her husband and then President Willy...uh...Bill Clinton, also confessed to having an "inappropriate relationship" with a young White House intern named Monica "HEAD Intern in a Blue Dress" Lewinsky, back in 1998 which lead to impeachment proceedings against him, had this to say:
"After my shocking loss to Donald Trump in the Presidential Election last November, a so-called loss which I still believe is attributed to the Russians, because there was no way in hell that he could have genuinely beaten me without outside interference from the Kremlin, I was really devastated. Bill tried his utmost to comfort me but he simply wasn't able to. The Friday after the election, I believe it was the 11th of November; I called Huma into my office to discuss with her what went wrong. We were both alone. We started talking and I was crying because I was really upset. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that I could have lost to a man with the temperament of Donald Trump."
"Huma gave me a comforting hug and her touch felt so warm. It was so pleasurable. So erotic. I was immediately turned on. Then all of a sudden it happened. We both cleared the desk and I made sure to lock the door. I started undressing Huma. She loved playing the submissive one. I guess it was sort of like the type of culture she grew up in. Women are taught to be submissive. She did everything that I told her to. It was the most erotic moment of my life. Not even in forty-one years with Bill had I experienced such sexual excitement. Huma really knows how to use that tongue of hers. Our sexcapades continued for a few months because she told me that she really needed someone to be with following her split from Anthony. Eventually I told her that it would be best that we take it easy for while so that I could give Bill the impression that I am still into him. Although frankly speaking, while I do consider my relationship with Huma somewhat inappropriate, I don't think that Bill could care less about me; which is kind of strange because that is exactly how I tend to feel about him."
She concluded the interview by saying:
"I assured Huma that despite what happened between her and Anthony, I am always there for her…with open legs."
IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO STEP INTO YOUR SHOES... I WOULD HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. SLOW CLAP.
I'm here all week. :)
I HAVE LAUGHED, I HAVE CRIED, I HAVE LIVED... AND I HAVE DIED. BUT THIS STILL BEATS ALL THOSE EXPERIENCES.
That's what she said. :)
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