Recent conspiracy circles are abuzz that Universal Studios in Orlando Florida has been working with the US Military to bring a project to life that will use the powers of evil wizardry for violent tendencies. One anonymous conspiracy theorist claims that they are probably really close to having the project ready to go. He bases his theory off the development of the Star Wars missile defense system stating “It only took 6 years for the government to take the inspiration from Star Wars movies and develope a weapon system around the franchise. There’s 7 Harry Potter books and 8 movies. It’s been 18 years so it stands that whatever weapon they are developing to commemorate Harry Potter is going to be a scary awesome display of the government's ruthless thirst for destructive power. If it lives up to the name of Lord Voldemort you know it’s going to be crazy-powerful.”
If it lives up to the name of Lord Voldemort you know it’s going to be crazy-powerful.
Conspiracy theorists are still trying to decide what kind of weapon is probably being built in a lab under the Wizarding World under the vise of a theme park attraction and there are many conflicting ideas.
Our anonymous source says that many think the weapon might not have any capabilities close to what Vodemort has in the books.
Some believe that it's probably just a death ray or something lame but our source personally believes that like Star Wars Missile Defense the weapon would have nothing to do with wizardry. “While I hope it's some honestly awesome dark magic device it’s probably just a scary project name to confuse and frighten people in other countries. It might be like a super big cannon that shoots swords or something."
Project Voldemort looming or not one thing is certain- going to Orlando just got a lot more fun!
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