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Ronda Rousey announces retirement from MMA;to compete in WWE

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Two days after the most devastating and humiliating loss of her career at the hands of the current women's UFC Bantamweight Champion Amanda Nunes, Ronda Rousey has officially announced her retirement from MMA competition. In a move many observers had expected, the former Champion who once enjoyed an aura of invincibility, in a written statement and with tears streaming down her battered face which was still red and swollen after Friday night's beat down from the Brazilian, said at a press conference:

"I know that this is going to come as a great shock to many of you and to many of my adoring fans who have supported me in my ups and downs, but it is with deep sadness that I inform you that today Sunday 1st January, the first day of the new year 2017, I Ronda Rousey have officially retired from MMA competition. I honestly thought to myself that I stood a chance of defeating Amanda and of gaining back my title but I guess that I underestimated her strength and punching power. I should have known after my loss to Holly in November 2015 that I am not a brawler. Maybe I bit off way more than I could chew by fighting her. She really is a BBA. A Brazilian Bad Ass. Its going to take something really special for anyone to stop her in the near future and any woman who fights her I wish them good luck because they are going to need plenty of it."

Then came the other shocking part of her announcement:

"Although I am sad that I am leaving the octagon, I am not giving up on competing. I have decided that for the benefit of my broken ego and overall health, I will now be fighting in the WWE. I spoke to Mr. McMahon over the phone last night and he told me that it would be great to have me in the ring. He is still organizing my contract and when he's done, I'll be on the verge of a new job and unlike MMA; I already know the results of the fights. That said, after all that pounding my head took on Friday night, I hope I'll be able to remember the script when I start competing."





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#1 @ 8 years ago
by CHARLES DICKENS - One-off wonder

Why does this not seem to bother anyone else? Who really wrote this - someone with chunks missing rom there head?

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#2 @ 8 years ago
by quilt-pear - Ghost

Meh.

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#3 @ 8 years ago
by Planes_Debt - Ghost

I just dont get it. Snore.

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#4 @ 8 years ago
by Your news, delivered daily - Writer

CHARLES DICKENS wrote

Why does this not seem to bother anyone else? Who really wrote this - someone with chunks missing rom there head?

OOOPS, WRONG POST! THIS IS THE LEAST SENSICAL THING THAT I'E EVER WITNESSED ON THE TELEVISION, ALSO, .

2 comments, registered 9 years ago
#5 @ 8 years ago
by quilt-pear - Ghost

Dustintaylor wrote

CHARLES DICKENS wrote

Why does this not seem to bother anyone else? Who really wrote this - someone with chunks missing rom there head?

OOOPS, WRONG POST! THIS IS THE LEAST SENSICAL THING THAT I'E EVER WITNESSED ON THE TELEVISION, ALSO, .

You know when you turn on the radio and there are song lyrics in your head... that's like this moment. Whatever you say, charlie. :)

5 comments, registered 9 years ago
#6 @ 8 years ago
by Jay Franklin - Writer

quilt-pear wrote

Dustintaylor wrote

CHARLES DICKENS wrote

Why does this not seem to bother anyone else? Who really wrote this - someone with chunks missing rom there head?

OOOPS, WRONG POST! THIS IS THE LEAST SENSICAL THING THAT I'E EVER WITNESSED ON THE TELEVISION, ALSO, .

You know when you turn on the radio and there are song lyrics in your head... that's like this moment. Whatever you say, charlie. :)

How amusing. Well, I laughed.

1 comment, registered 8 years ago

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