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Trump plans to move to Russia if Hillary Clinton wins Presidency

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GOP nominee Donald Trump, who many observers thought lost the first Presidential debate to Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton last Monday, has vowed to move to Russia if she wins the Presidency. Writing on Facebook, the Real Estate mogul had this to say:

"If eight years of Obama was bad, can you imagine eight years of Crooked Hillary? In fact, four years of Crooked Hillary might be too much for me to bear. If Crooked Hillary wins the Presidency, Melania, Baron and I are moving to Russia. If Donald Jr, Ivanka, Eric and Tiffany want to stay here that's fine by me. America is going to become a Third World hell-hole filled with illegal immigrants from Latin America and the Middle East. When I am walking down New York City it may probably feel like I am walking on the streets of Guadalajara or Aleppo. We all saw what that old hag Merkel did to her once beautiful country of Germany when she allowed all those so-called Syrian refugees in. I am afraid that that might be the same fate of America if Crooked Hillary wins. We may eventually be forced to learn to speak Spanish or Arabic."

Contacted to give her response to Trump's latest comments Mrs. Clinton responded:

"Well ain't that typical of Mr. Trump. Another comment loaded with racist, xenophobic, sexist language. No surprise there. It's kinda in keeping with his character. Now we all know what he means when he says make America great again. He really means make America white again. And if he is planning on moving to Russia when I win, he better start packing his bags from now so he can leave as early as the morning of November 9th. I hear that the weather in the Siberian region is great in the November months. It's kinda similar to Mr. Trump's personality - cold, bitter and uninviting. He'll feel right at home."





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