Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 2nd Jun 2023

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Almost everything you feel about life is unwarranted. You should feel almost the opposite about life at the moment and embrace your worst fears. When asked if you're OK today, you may feel tempted to respond with physical violence.

Screaming loudly only serves to wake the neighbours. They'll only investigate once they're sure you're dead and the murderer has left the crime scene.

Many of your charms will leave you today, and you will be left feeling hollow and dumb.


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