Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Saturday, 8th Jun 2024
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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
You can't go wrong today - everything is set up for brilliance. The partner of your dreams will realise you are unworthy of attention, today. Stock up on junk food and alcohol.
Tensions could rise over coming days when someone close to you opens your mail and then puts it in a drawer without telling you. This kind of domestic level issue will irritate you and cause you to act increasingly petty, culminating in the setting up of webcams in your downstairs loo, which feeds directly onto "watchmypartnerpoop.com"
Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs.
Tensions could rise over coming days when someone close to you opens your mail and then puts it in a drawer without telling you. This kind of domestic level issue will irritate you and cause you to act increasingly petty, culminating in the setting up of webcams in your downstairs loo, which feeds directly onto "watchmypartnerpoop.com"
Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs.
Gemini horoscope
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