Stories Archive by Month - January
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'No Brittany Murphy' Casey Johnson Od'd On Tequila?
Los Angeles - (Propofool): LA pathologists were piecing together today Casey Johnson's final hungover hours.
Reports claim she'd lain in a coma for nearly a week 'before fiancee Tila Tequila reckoned she could be dead.'
Three weeks
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Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War On Leather" To Motorcycle Gang Rally.
Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang
Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game
The Philadelphia Eagles will travel to Dallas to play against the Cowboys in the first round of the NFL playoffs. In a surprise move, the Eagles signed a new person to their team this morning.
Warren Beatty Memoir Puts Tiger Woods Philandering 'In Bush-league'
New York - (Small Potatoes): A new biography of screen legend Warren Beatty sets the benchmark for celeb shagging at 'around 13,000,' easily eclipsing current top US lothario Tiger Woods.
According to the memoir the 72
Drugged Limbaugh's Heartless Antics Fail To Ruin Obama-pelosi Hawaiian Beer Summit
HONOLULU, Hawaii - The best doctors in Hawaii examined the loudest bile slinger in America, but were literally unable to locate the source of Rush Limbaugh's alleged chest pains after he was admitted to a
Danny Gokey Seen Escorting Susan Boyle About Town
The paparazzi are hitting this story for all that it's worth, but the subjects both say that it's no more than a very good friendship that has drawn the two together.
And where have they
Paris Hilton Screws Senator Al Franken
The Paris Hilton admitted today that it had screwed Senator Al Fraken out of double-dipper frequent flyer miles by neglecting to properly process the bonus points to the Senator's credit card.
A spokesman for the Democratic
X-factor's Joe Mcelderry Admits He's Dating Lindsay Lohan
GUSTAVIA, St. Barts - X-Factor winner Joe McElderry has admitted that the rumors are true. He is in fact dating the infamous LiLo, Lindsay Lohan.
Joe was seen at The Wet Willie Swimsuit Shop in Gustavia
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