Stories Archive by Month - January

The third time appears to be the lucky charm for the Oasis Bar & Grill as it rises like the Phoenix after two failed attempts to become a the Premier Hang Out for the Rich,

London - (Gussets): "Basically, the smell is so mood-altering it turns ordinary radicalised nutjobs into flippin suicide bomber fanatics!" a Special Branch forensics expert commented today The statement follows the discovery of droplets of Ms Twee...

American Investigative journalist and UFO researcher Montgomery Scott has made the sensational claim that the large pyramid shaped UFO which has been seen for the last few days hovering over the Kremlin in Moscow is

Prior to this year's Thanksgiving feast, my sister sent me out into the wilds of Phoenix to retrieve something called a gravy separator. She typically chooses a "special job" that matches my talents (aka:

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey shocked her television audience in the studio and at home when she revealed a secret that she has been keeping for several years. The queen of the daytime talk shows told stunned

LONDON - The most popular female comedy team in the history of the United Kingdom has thrown in the towel, or rather the whimsical washcloth. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders who worked together making millions of

LONDON - Katy Perry has just purchased a fully loaded 2010 Kenyan Black Range Rover for her soon-to-be husband Russell Brand. Katy said that she purchased the vehicle for $100,000 on eBay and had it delivered

Reports are surfacing that a disgruntled West (By God) Virginia resident, the renowned war veteran and feeble humourist Frankie the J punched Twilight star Rob Pattinson in the face when the teen idol visited a