Stories Archive by Month - January

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Without Rals, Today Begins H&r Block's Countdown To Insolvency.

For the 214 people who still use H&R Block to prepare their income tax return, there will be a huge surprise at the interview desk in 2011, and it won't be lower prices: H&R Block

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Added: 03 January 2011
Tony Randall On Elton John's Fatherhood:  "Elton Started Young!"

Tony Randall On Elton John's Fatherhood: "Elton Started Young!"

In a rare statement issued from the afterlife, actor Tony Randall dismissed concerns that Elton John is too old to be a new father. "Too old? Ridiculous," said Randall, who died in 2004 at the

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Simon Cowell Confirms New Show - "Prison's Got Talent"

Simon Cowell, pop music mogul and part time vampire has confirmed today that he is working on a new show which will air in Spring 2011. The new show, "Prison's Got Talent", will see Cowell and

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UK Prisoners On The Rampage

Around 40 prisoners saw in the New Year by holding an impromptu riot. The 6 members of staff who were guarding the 500plus inmates at Ford Prison in West Sussex were caught on the hop

"Welcome To Kogalymavia Flight 7k-348 From Siberia To..." -kaboom!- "Ahhhh!! Poluchit? Yebut S Samoleta!"

"Welcome To Kogalymavia Flight 7k-348 From Siberia To..." -kaboom!- "Ahhhh!! Poluchit? Yebut S Samoleta!"

A Flight attendant giving the safety speech to 124 people on a Russian passenger jet was rudely interrupted by the plane, when it exploded on a Siberian runway, killing three people and injuring 43, including

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2011
New Year's Day 'Dismantling' of Ford Prison, Arundel, West Sussex, Is In Line With Kenneth Clarke's Determination To Close Down Prisons!

New Year's Day 'Dismantling' of Ford Prison, Arundel, West Sussex, Is In Line With Kenneth Clarke's Determination To Close Down Prisons!

Ford Prison, West Sussex: Following the New Year's Day rampage at Ford prison, Kenneth Clarke wishes to reassure people worried about a more liberal approach to crime, Mr Clarke is examining measures to make

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2011
Spider-man Actress Leaves Broadway Show, Hopes To Be In Superman Show

Spider-man Actress Leaves Broadway Show, Hopes To Be In Superman Show

"I'm outta here," announced the actress who had been playing the part of Arachne in the Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. It was clear that she could hardly control her relief

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2011
Saturn's Moon Yields Evidence of Arsenic-dependent Life Forms - Has Ann Coulter's, Kathy Griffin's Home Planet Been Discovered?

Saturn's Moon Yields Evidence of Arsenic-dependent Life Forms - Has Ann Coulter's, Kathy Griffin's Home Planet Been Discovered?

When NASA scientists recently uncovered organisms in Mono Lake, California subsisting on arsenic-rich mud, they quickly turned their attention to Titan, Saturn's moon. "Titan has conditions quite similar to those of Mono Lake, which was

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2011


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Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......

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