Stories Archive by Month - January

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The Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll Has Just Become The Biggest Selling Inflatable Doll of All-time

CHICAGO - America's largest toy manufacturer the Hasbroken Toy Company has just announced that due to the recent Christmas sales the Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll has just surpassed the Cheryl Cole Inflatable Doll in sales. Spokesperson

Elton John Considering Baby Number Two - Doctors Warn of Risks

Elton John Considering Baby Number Two - Doctors Warn of Risks

Elton wants another - There are some who don't agree that homosexual male couples should bring up children. Of course that is illogical because in the case of a child born of a mother who

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2011
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Cousteau Discovers Fido Plankton

Following in the flipper steps of his famous father Pierre-Yves Cousteau met with marine science students at the Andres Bello University this week along with representatives of the Chilean communications agency Alkance Comunicaciones to speak

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2011
Karl Rove, Angle Is The Case For Panic Buttons On The Keyboard

Karl Rove, Angle Is The Case For Panic Buttons On The Keyboard

LAS VEGAS - Karl, Sharron Angle is the perfect case for the need to build panic buttons on the keyboard for guys with hypothyroidism during the 11th hour of a race when you can see

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Added: 02 January 2011
Minnesota Woman Spends New Year's 2011 Watching Black Adder Reruns

Minnesota Woman Spends New Year's 2011 Watching Black Adder Reruns

Outer Suburbia, Minnesota - While many people were heralding the arrival of 2011 with revelry and fireworks and kneeling before the Porcelain God, local resident Helena Handbasket stayed home and watched the entire four seasons

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Added: 02 January 2011
Elton John's Son Is A Blue Smurf

Elton John's Son Is A Blue Smurf

The American physician who carried out the artificial insemination procedure that resulted in Elton John and David Furnish becoming parents, says that he can not explain why the couple's son is a blue Smurf. "It could

 The Spoof
Added: 02 January 2011
President Obama's Favorite Health Food Restaurants

President Obama's Favorite Health Food Restaurants

Washington DC: President Obama occasionally enjoys a good cheeseburger, while espousing healthy eating and exercise such as playing basketball. The president made another quick lunchtime stop at Five Guys, a fast-food restaurant in Washington DC...

Female G Spot Lost In Space!

Female G Spot Lost In Space!

Men (hetero) searching for the ultimate kick and women too can forget it, the secret female G spot has been lost and was last seen heading towards a "black hole" somewhere in the galaxy. After all



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