Stories Archive by Month - January
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God Appears On Rooney's Balding Head?
The first miracle of 2011 happened yesterday in the Black country (literally), Birmingham, UK. After not scoring in open play since March 2010, the enfant terriblé of English soccer actually did it.
After all of the
Sensational Solar Eclipse For Tuesday's New York Stock Exchange Birthday
New York - (Supernova News): A Bull Run message from the Gods?
World financial markets are on a knife edge ahead of Tuesday's stunning Capricorn solar eclipse.
The phenomenon is empowered by the kind of unprecedented, non-Clintonian
Schwarzenegger Confirms Intention To Run For President
Outgoing Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed his intention to run for the President once he has transitioned out of his current role.
He has been a controversial Governor for California, in part for his decision
Steve Bruce, Sunderland Manager, Related To Jay Leno, American Late Night Talk Show Host
Steve Bruce has often wondered if the comments made by his family, friends and colleagues, regarding the possibility that he is, somehow related to American, Late Night Talk Show host, Jay Leno, may indeed be
David Cameron In House Key Hell
David Cameron has tonight spoken for the first time of his House Key Hell. The House Key Hell has proven to be so horrific that David has previously declined to talk about the subject,
Yoda Smokes Weed On New Years Day
Couruscant-- Jedi Master Yoda decided to smoke a little weed on the first day of the New Year. The little alien grabbed a miniature bong and stuffed it with some great weed from the
Future News: Mcdonald's Buys Fda
(Published 2027) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark takeover, fast food/media giant McDonald's-Disney bought out the Food and Drugs Administration.
"It makes me feel very sad," said Republican, Ted Electronic Arts Gareth. "In a
Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough - True Romance In A Smouldering Kiss
Lovebirds - She can deny it as much as she likes now but the cat is out of the bag. Cheryl and Derek are dating!
Currently soaking up the sun in Cape Town the pair have
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