Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke
Struggling Premier League side Portsmouth, made a swoop into the transfer market yesterday, signing Hayden Mullins from West Ham, and an old bloke from Porto.
Edison Arantes do Nascimento is 68 years old, but is well-known
Blagojevich Likens His Plight To Gandhi, Mandela, Mlk
Starting his new series of interviews under the guidance of Drew Peterson's public relations firm, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sat down with The Today Show's Amy Robach to tell his side of the story.
When speaking
Church of Scientology Buys Vatican
The Church of Scientology, founded by the late Science Fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, proved themselves to be the richest religious organization in the world by purchasing Vatican City from the Catholic Church.
The group
Rahm Emanuel Voted Blackest Member of Ob Admin
Many remember the really bright high school Afro American guy who was pretty far from cool. he often found some cache with the little tough inner city jew who was vulgar and often obscene.
The
Darling To Use Rbs Cash Machines In Quantative Easing
Alistair Darling is to start using Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) cash machines to put quantitative easing in place.
The BBC's Robert Peston reports the Treasury is drawing up plans to pump more money into the
Gee, This Guy Needs A Protective Coat
Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a third car. This time it wasn't one of his own. It belonged to his girlfriend. She won't need it.
The Man U player crashed it on his way to training. This
2009 American Idol Contestants Compete To Be First To Have Nude Photos Posted
Who will be this years Antonella Barba? Will it be Miami's Conchita Maria Sosa? Will it be Boise's Alexis Jacobsen? How about Anne South of Kansas City? Will tradition be broken and the first be
Obama Annoyed By Oprah, Palin, Blago Scandal
CHICAGO, IL. - Some were surprised when embattled Illinois governer Rod Blagojevich revealed he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the vacant Senate position. Now, authorities have learned Oprah Winfrey planned to use her influence to
Pisces horoscope
Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.