Stories Archive by Month - January

"Pretty soon Obama lost all his pigmentation," confessed TV political pundit Chris Matthews and host of MSNBC's 'Hardball' as he described watching Barack Obama, our nation's first Black President deliver his first State of the

LONDON, ENGERLAND Tony Blair gave a bizarre account of the events that led up to the war in Iraq, Heard the Iraq inquiry today. Blair, who's hair is receding faster than the UK economy, said that

Susan Boyle, the oldest-looking 47-year-old woman in the world, has incurred the wrath of the local council this week for persistent noise pollution, and has been told that, unless she curbs her enthusiasm for singing,

Tesco, Britains largest supermarket, has had the cheek to ban all barefooted people wearing pyjamas, nightgowns, only their undies and sometimes, nothing. A spokesman, Dame Mary Whitehouse Jnr. said: "It is embarrassing for other customers when...

(Washington-DC) After President Obama's State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking.

Samuel Alito revealed today that he mouthed "Not True" during the State of the Union address to publicize his new line of clothing for corporate whores. "Formerly, judges were required to pretend to some sort of

Sydney - Down under you might think that Tiger Woods reputation might actually be seen as a macho achievement, but not in the eyes of Roger Federer. Tiger's tennis pal apparently snubbed the Tiger after

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears entered the recording studio at Roundabout Records to record her latest single titled, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched." Britney said that she really feels that her new song