Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Robert Kubica - Hand Is The Only Thing Alive!
Doctors in Italy have said that Formula 1 driver Robert Kubica underwent 7 hours of major surgery after his rally crash on Sunday, but that the only thing showing signs of life afterwards was his
John Terry Demands Liverpool Give Chelsea Their £50m Back
Trading Standards officers were urgently called to Stamford Bridge last night after Chelsea Captain, John Terry, demanded Liverpool pay back the Fernando Torres £50m transfer fee.
"Bloody Fernando is useless", moaned Terry. "We'd all
Is Prime Minister David Cameron Being Blackmailed By Media Magnate Rupert Murdoch?
Rogue Journalist's Extraordinary Claims of Systematic Blackmail of Top Public Figures Denied by News Corp!
Overweight Cheryl Cole Has Sinking Feeling In Venice
CHERYL Cole is the face about to launch a thousand quips. Pix of her in Venice this weekend show her bloated and - no other word for it - FAT! And as if to prove
The Sun In Glorious 3d
The International Simultaneous Solar Observatory Synchronised Satellite System (ISSOSSS) has finally attained its orbit around the sun on the opposite side of Earth's orbit to Earth itself, allowing scientists their first view of the entire
Julian Assange Is A Scapegoat 'Just Like Gary Mckinnon' Court Is Told
London - (AssAnge Mess): The Belmarsh Magistrates Court extradition hearing is having none of it, of course.
Attempts to exonerate cyber-snooper Julian Assange by likening his plight to Gary McKinnon's were met with cries of 'Gordon
The First Rule of Pizza Club Is don’t Talk About Pizza Club
Las Vegas, NVâ€"Just a few short weeks ago, the Cosmopolitan opened on the Las Vegas Strip, and, of course, the Discord was there to cover it. Of all the neat and wonderful things
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