Stories Archive by Month - February
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Simon Cowell's Mum To Marry Mezghan Hussainy
It has been widely reported, but allegedley not yet confirmed (or otherwise) that Simon Cowell's maybe/maybe not fiancee, Mezghan Hussainy, was asked to audition in front of Mr Cowell's mum prior to their first date.
Mrs
Robert Pattinson Texts Cheryl Cole
Shhh. I can't say a lot about this. It's top secret and could get me into trouble. BUT.. My sources are telling me that heartthrob Shakespearean actor Rob Pattinson has fallen hook line and sinker
Ufo Abducts Cheryl Cole! Home Planet Silicone Shortage Blamed!
It was bound to happen sooner or later. With a massive silicone shortage on planet 1411 (Nebar Rodin), inhabitants have taken to raiding nearby planets for the precious raw material. Earth was next on their
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston Make Up, Celebrate Diversity
After years of fighting over Brad Pitt who has been the partner of Angelina Jolie for several years now and who was once married to Jennifer Aniston, the two ladies seem to have made up.
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Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
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Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
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Added: 19 February 2010
The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Has Just Become The World's Number One Selling Ring
NEW YORK CITY - The Ring Around The Rosey Jewelry Company of New York, manufacturers of the Selena Purity Ring have just announced that the Selena Purity Ring has just surpassed the promise ring, the
Joslyn James Claims Tiger Woods Got Her Pregnant 34 Times!
Porn star and frequent arm hanger of Tiger Woods, Joslyn James, claims the golfing legend had impregnated her over 34 times.
James mother says the porn star and mother of two is full of crap and
Brown's Falklands Oil War Plan Revealed
A leaked memo today revealed plans by Gordon Brown to engineer a second Falklands War between the UK and Argentina, in order to boost his ratings before the up-coming election. It is widely believed Mr
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
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Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
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Added: 19 February 2010
Ouija Board Cast Kristen 'Wankers Titters' Stewart For 'Wet, Toilsome Lechery' Says Director
Hollywood - (Salacious Mess): A cryptic ouija board message predicted Twilight star Kirsten Stewart would be a box office smash hit, Hollywood director Jake Scott revealed today.
He cast her in his Berlin Film Festival movie
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