Stories Archive by Month - February

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Hairy Thai Beauty Wins World's Biggest Vagina Title

Pik-Tik Kum, a gorgeous teenager from Thailand has added the World's Biggest Vagina title to her World's Hairiest Pussy title she won last year. Tiny Pik-Tik who weighs just 100lbs and has a fifteen inch waist

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 The Spoof
Added: 19 February 2010
Michael Jackson Murder: I Didn't Do It - It Was The Monkey I Tells Ya!

Michael Jackson Murder: I Didn't Do It - It Was The Monkey I Tells Ya!

Michael Jackson's Doctor Conrad Murray has pleaded not guilty to causing the pop stars death he said "I didn't do it." Rumours suggest that Bubbles the monkey is in the frame and may be charged with

The Penis Is No Longer Just A Member, It Is Now Either A Whole Other Part of The Psyche Or Is A Sentient Being

The Penis Is No Longer Just A Member, It Is Now Either A Whole Other Part of The Psyche Or Is A Sentient Being

John Mayer, Robert Pattinson and Tiger Woods seem to have one thing in common, their penis's have a mind of their own. Mr. Meyers penis is racist, but he swears the rest of him is

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 The Spoof
Added: 19 February 2010
Adam Lambert's 'Give Yer Bud A Blow' Wins Grammy Award As Best Album of 2009!

Adam Lambert's 'Give Yer Bud A Blow' Wins Grammy Award As Best Album of 2009!

After three straight weeks at the recording studio, Adam Lambert's breakout album has gone straight up the charts. All within 2 weeks of its release. It was recently honored as the 'Best Album of 2009!' 'Give

 The Spoof
Added: 19 February 2010
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Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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Added: 19 February 2010
Scream And Cream Again

Scream And Cream Again

Is the Government Planning to Steal the Sounds of Your Orgasm and Transform Them into a Deadly Super Weapon? Sound Recordist Arrested for Prowling Alleges Massive Conspiracy to Illegally Record Sounds of Britain Having

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 The Sleaze
Added: 18 February 2010
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Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole Named Great Britain's Most Ideal Couple

LONDON - The United Kingdom Commission of Northern Newspaper Publishers, which is based in Manchester, has just announced that its 73-member organization has overwhelmingly voted Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole as the winners of its

Brit Awards Mixup Causes Disaster

Brit Awards Mixup Causes Disaster

The Brit Awards were declared a disaster area last night after a teaboy lost the list of winners! The loss meant that the lists of nominees and actual winners for each award had to be



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