Stories Archive by Month - February

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Tiger Woods I Didn't Do It

Tiger Woods is due to appear at a press conference today but people will be surprised because Tiger is going to say "I didn't do it" as apparently he has come up with a cunning

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Added: 18 February 2010
Mugabe Delighted To Join The BNP

Mugabe Delighted To Join The BNP

It was with much delight and gusto that Ron Nasty, HR Director for The BNP revealed Mr.Robert Mugabe as the surprise recipient of The coveted position of "Lifetime Honorary Chairman". We thought that our old mucker

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Mossad Keep Schtum - Fair Enough

There is much speculation going around the world that a group called Mossad, not Aswad, are somehow involved in the SUICIDE of Mahmoud al-Mabhouh in his hotel bedroom, when he actually smothered himself with one

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Added: 18 February 2010
Kristen Stewart To Play Miley Cyrus In Biopic of Taylor Swift, Says Cheryl Cole's Friend Simon Cowell

Kristen Stewart To Play Miley Cyrus In Biopic of Taylor Swift, Says Cheryl Cole's Friend Simon Cowell

Hollywood actress and Twilight Star Kristen Stewart will play Hannah Montana actress Miley Cyrus in an upcoming biopic of recent Grammy winning country singer Taylor Swift. This information was according to Cheryl Cole, who said

Half A Million Brits Only Wash Their Sheets 3 Times A Year.  Smelly Brit Media @ Vancouver 2010 Brags It Never Washes Its Dirty Linen!

Half A Million Brits Only Wash Their Sheets 3 Times A Year. Smelly Brit Media @ Vancouver 2010 Brags It Never Washes Its Dirty Linen!

VANCOUVER 2010: Canadians celebrating their brilliant Olympics say the reason for the Brit media's sulky, petulant and un-sportsmanlike response to opening night is because of their "itchy and scratchy unwashed underwear". As if to confirm Canadi...

Kristen Stewart Not Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart Not Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an

Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring And John Mccain Under The Bus

Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring And John Mccain Under The Bus

It started with the McCain-Hayworth Race being a choice between a two types of Republican mega-jerks. Now John McCain even has competition from his former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin for his Arizona Senatorial seat. Sarah Palin

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Added: 18 February 2010
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Scientists Locate Male G-spot

Doctors and other scientific researchers have long known about the location of the female g-spot. This mysterious piece of anatomy, located in the pubic region, is the center of a woman's sexual pleasure during intercourse. Theories

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Added: 18 February 2010


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