Stories Archive by Month - February
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Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke
Lovestruck teens the world over heaved a collective sigh of relief today as it was finally announced that Twilight vampire Edward Cullen, aka actor Robert Pattinson, aka Rob Pattz isn't really allergic to vaginas after
Tiger Woods Moves Press Conference To Playboy Mansion
(Hollywood-CA) Tiger Woods' agent, Mark Steinberg, confirmed today that Tiger Woods' press conference, to be held Friday, would be at the Playboy Mansion. This latest move has both gossip columnists and
Whipped Cream Factory Explodes, Entire Town Buried Under Whipped Cream
Whipped Cream Factory Explodes, Entire Town Buried Under Whipped Cream
Winslow In Rehab; Six Days Off The Farm
I have entered a virtual rehab to treat an addiction to Facebook's Farmville. There, I said it. I have a problem, well, maybe not. But this thing is evil.
Cheryl Cole Wins Yet Another Award - Is There No Stopping Her?
Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - arrived at LAX this morning and was flabberghasted as she was presented with yet another award, this time from the American Mime Association for her unstinting support in
Sarah Palin's Cryptic Answers Confuse Crowd
Former Alaskan Govenor Sarah Palin baffled tea party attendees and political analysts with string of abstract answers at an event in New Jersey today.
During a Q&A session she was asked what she thought were the
Miss Russia 1917 Says "I Had Text Sex With Ashley Cole"
Miss Russia 1917, Olga Wrinkleova, has come forward to reveal that she is yet another of Ashley Cole's conquests.
Olga, a former Miss Russia, claims the liaison, conducted entirely by text message, took place before
Bin Laden Puts Cave On Rightmove
Osama Bin Laden has put his spacious cave up for sale and hopes that its far reaching views halfway up the Hindu Kush will attract willing buyers.
Mr.Bin Laden went onto explain that he believed the
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