Stories Archive by Month - February
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Stephanie Meyer And JK Rowling To Collaborate On Teen Blockbuster Novel?
Talks opened yesterday between representatives of the world's best selling authors, JK Rowling and Stephanie Meyer hoping to give the green light to a collaborative writing endeavour which will shake the literary world to its
Yoko Ono Performs In Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale
Helping to launch a charity concert event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, the Plastic Ono Band performed a single set of their not-so-greatest hits to open the show, while an open stage door apparently
Falklands Conflict To Escalate Just Before Election
The row between Argentina and the UK over the Falkland Islands is expected to worsen in the lead up to a general election. Gordon Brown is said to be considering "doing a Maggie" and engineering
Obama's Meeting With The Dalai Lama Has China "Pissed"
China warns of "serious damage" - meaning: we are going to zonk you arrogant Yankees with our 'big-stick' weapon: our worm-hole generator gun. "Just you see."
So one could conclude that China is telling Obama,
Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?
There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic
Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range
Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge."
Famous for having her finger in one too
Alexander Mcqueen Loaned Cheryl Cole's Hair Extensions On Day of Death
Top fashion designer Alexander McQueen loaned cute little dimple-cheeked moron Cheryl Cole's hair extensions the day before his suicide by hanging, it was revealed today.
Cheryl, famous for being thin, is the new face of L'Oreal
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