Stories Archive by Month - March

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Fox Launches "America's Got Lesbians"

Fans of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Britain's Got Talent will get another choice in the line-up of shows offered by the diminutive Ryan Seacrest and his butch partner Simon Cowell. The producers of

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Twilight 'Eclipse' Trailer Causes Net Meltdown

The internet release of the trailer for the third instalment in the Twilight series, Eclipse had technicians the world over working flat out to sustain internet services as an estimated 11 billion people tuned in

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Vicious Venables Has A Licence

Vicious John Venables the murdering scumbag has a licence to change his name and location whenever he wants. Venables along with Robert Thomson murdered two year old James Bulger after torturing him. Every change of name

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Jihad Jane Claims On Terrorism: "It Was Performance Art."

(Philadelphia-PA) Colleen Renee LaRose, the "Jihad Jade" of YouTube, has dropped a bomb and not of the terrorist variety. As she sits in her federal prison cell awaiting trail for

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 12 March 2010
Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

Following up on a lead provided by top Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, Hollywood insider Kurt Kuntz started making enquiries which revealed that 'Alice' director Tim Burton is already working on his next project, a biopic

 The Spoof
Added: 12 March 2010
Peter Andre Sends Red Roses To Ailing Cheryl Cole

Peter Andre Sends Red Roses To Ailing Cheryl Cole

Heartbroken crooner Peter Andre today sent a dozen red roses to heartbroken warbler Cheryl Cole in a gesture that confirms there is something tender and perhaps beautiful going on between the two of them. Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Does It "For The Girls"

Cheryl Does It "For The Girls"

Cheryl Cole has today called a press conference for the worlds' leading journalists and writers such as Piers Morgan, Katie Price and Basil Brush, to announce that she will NOT be reconciling with husband Ashley

Legal High To Be Banned From Tuesday

Legal High To Be Banned From Tuesday

A drug, freely available on the internet at the moment is to be banned and criminalised from next Tuesday. The drug, which goes by the name of 'Squit-Squit' and is extremely popular with young clubbers



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