Stories Archive by Month - March
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Sir Alex Ferguson Pleased To See Rangers Back On Track
Walter Smith, having banished Sally McCoist to a golf course in Crieff, is reported to have discussed his present Rangers team's performances with true blue, once a Ger always a Ger, Sir Alex Ferguson.
Hothead Sally,
Marijuana Lobby Group Norml Misses Own 40-year Anniversary Celebration
Due to an error in calculations, the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) decided to move their 40-year anniversary celebration up one year to 2011 claiming "better late than never."
NORML officers say
Charlie Sheen Now Bewitched
A coven of witches and warlocks have cast a binding spell on Charlie Sheen hoping to rid him of evil influences after they say he dissed their religion by calling himself a warlock. Sheen was
Royal Wedding Day Changed To Thursday 28th April
Prince William and his first wife-to-be Kate Middleton have decided to marry a day earlier than was planned - the marriage will now take place at Westminster Abbey on THURSDAY 28th April , not Friday
Diouf And Bougherra To Face Probe
Rangers players El Hadji Diouf and Madjij Bougherra are to face a probe following their sendings off at the Old Firm cup replay last week.
George Hughes, SFA Discplinary Czar, made the announcement this morning at
Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield.
Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying
Being A Fox News Contributor: Few Are Chosen, Fewer Still Are Called
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