Stories Archive by Month - March
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American Idol: Karen Rodriguez Told To Head On Back To New York - Pia Toscano Says She Can Smell The Finals
HOLLYWOOD - Last year's American Idol winner Lee DeWyze got to showcase his brand new song "Beautiful Kinda Like You Sorta" and The Black Eyed Peas got to showcase their lead singer Fergie's new "Non-Fergie"
Libyan Protesters Demand Ouster of Gadhafi, Khadafi, Qadhafi And Khaddaffi
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Robert Pattinson Strays With Brit Man-magnet Juanita Juan
LOS ANGELES: Reports are dribbling down the drainpipe that Twilight superstar Robert Pattinson has been spotted ogling famous Brit celebrity journalist, Juanita Juan.
Drop dead gorgeous 20 year old Juanita (famous for her wonky eye)
E*trade Baby Jailed For Insider Trading
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Crosby Approaches Red Wings For 2012 Trade
Shocking the professional hockey world in what was supposed to be private and highly clandestine negotiations, NHL branded superstar, Sydney Crosby has approached the Detroit Red Wings organization for a potential trade that would bring
Problems In Libya Disappear As Simon Cowell Flies In
The mayhem, chaos and other Libyan unrest all came to a halt last night, with things quickly returning to abnormal in the country.
Simon Cowell, complete with unreal-looking teeth and premium-rate telephone numbers, was flown in
Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy
LONDON - Since the departure of X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to America to be with her boyfriend Derek Hough, aka "The Dancing Dude" Simon Cowell has been trying to figure out who to replace Chezza
Chicharito Forbids Sexy Mu Mascot Juanita Playing Away With Chelsea's Ashley Cole
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: On-form striker Javier Hernandez today forbade gorgeous MU mascot Juanita Juan from attending the away leg of the Quarter Finals against Chelsea.
"I'm not having our fabulous Juanita going anywhere near that
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