Stories Archive by Month - March

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Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

Kristen Stewart Denies Making "Off-Color" Remarks About Naomi Campbell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart one of the stars of the Twilight series has stated emphatically that she did not make any remarks that would be considered to be "Off-Color" in regards to Naomi Campbell. It

Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Covered By Brit Sensation Juanita Juan

Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Covered By Brit Sensation Juanita Juan

Britain's sensational wonky-eyed starlet, Juanita Juan, today recorded a cover of Rebecca Black's song 'Friday' - and immediately claimed it far worse than the original. Juanita, a drop-dead gorgeous 20 year old top journalist and model,

John Terry Fears "JJ" As Chelsea Draw Mu In Champions League

John Terry Fears "JJ" As Chelsea Draw Mu In Champions League

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Chelsea drew arch enemies Manchester United in this morning's draw for the Quarter Finals of the Champions League - and Captain John Terry visibly quivered as he considered the so-called 'Juanita Juan

 The Spoof
Added: 19 March 2011
Man Regrets Charity Begins At Home Remark After Visit From Lenny Henry

Man Regrets Charity Begins At Home Remark After Visit From Lenny Henry

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 News Biscuit
Added: 19 March 2011
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Costly Tweets

Gilbert Gottfrieds ill-timed and politically incorrect Twitter message last week in the immediate aftermath of the Japanese earthquake and tsunami could be the latest instance in which someone has paid dearly for thoughts put down

Britain To Achieve Skunk Self-sufficiency By 2010

Britain To Achieve Skunk Self-sufficiency By 2010

Great news for British spliff farmers, and proves we can compete with Lebanon and

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Anyone Who Says On A Daily Basis To Be Waterboarded On A Daily Basis

Under stringent new government regulations, anyone who says they do something 'on a daily basis' or 'on a regular basis' or on an anything-else basis is to be waterboarded on a daily basis until they

 News Biscuit
Added: 19 March 2011
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Rampant Justin Bieber Fought-off By Gorgeous Juanita"

Drop-dead gorgeous Brit celebrity journalist, Juanita Juan, had to fight-off the amorous attentions of baby-faced Justin Bieber last night, as she queued to board a jet for London's Heathrow. Bieber, who had spotted famously wonky-eyed Juanita

 The Spoof
Added: 19 March 2011


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