Stories Archive by Month - April
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Pixie Lott And Pete Doherty To Form The Brand New Clean Libertines
LONDON - Pete Doherty, one of the original members of The Libertines and later The Babyshambles has just announced that he and Pixie Lott will be regrouping The Libertines under the new name The Brand
Kristen Stewart Denies Robert Pattinson Signed Her Dildo
Following yesterdays revelation that Kristen Stewart's bondage gear ended up all over the foyer of New York's Roosevelt Hotel, a 15" dildo has come 'up' for auction.
Antique expert, Sidney Normanton, spotted the dildo this morning
Iceland Volcano - Frozen Food Shortage Expected In Portsmouth
The eruption of the Iceland Volcano has had its origins traced to a power cut overnight at the substation supplying the store in West Street Fareham Hants.
Yesterday after the electricity cut and warming up overnight
Iceland Fires Volcano At The UK
Relations between the UK and Iceland have descended to an all time low as the tiny island nation appears to have fired one of its volcanoes at the British Government.
While politicians in Reykjavik have
Iceland To Be Punished For Volcanoes
Soon-to-be-replaced Prime Minister Gordon Brown has promised severe penalties for Iceland if they do not stop their volcanoes from spewing ash over northern Europe, which is causing havoc to airlines and threatening asthma sufferers.
Mr Brown
General Election In UK Causes General Eruption In Iceland
A General Election Debate in the UK is the cause of A General Eruption of a Volcano in Iceland. The volcanic eruption has caused a massive cloud of volcanic dust above the atmosphere which has
Billy Connolly Tells Icelanders What To Do
Billy Connolly has read enough about the nasty Icelanders attempts to sink his native land. He has decided it's time for action.
"I've gone back to my early years and recorded a song that no one
Extraterrestrial Signal Received From Galaxy M82
Washington DC - Astronomers are reporting to President Obama this morning about a remarkable discovery in Outer Space. A radio signal from a galaxy called M82 has been received on Earth. The signal
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