Stories Archive by Month - April
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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Take A Day Off
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart announced that they're taking a day off. The overworked teen idols inform friends that even a junkyard dog needs to take an occasional time-out.
Friends say that it's a good idea
Coming Soon: "Larry King Dead" New Talk Show Hosted By Larry's Soon To Be 8th Ex Wife After Scandal Involving Her Hot Sister!
Geriatric fans and viewers were in a state of 'suspended' disbelief today after it was announced the late night talk show host and serial philanderer Larry King was embroiled in yet another 'trouser worm'
Bjork Sings "Its Oh So Quiet" As Iceland Brings UK Airports To Complete Silence
Icelandic Singer-Songwriter Bjork, is to re-release her single "Its Oh So Quiet", after the Volcanic dust cloud, that has come from the eruption of the volcano in Iceland, has brought complete silence to UK Airports.
Strangely
Cardinals' Plot Uncovered - Pope Is 'Sacrificial Lamb'
The media world is in a frenzy after secret Vatican documents were discovered that appeared to show Pope Benedict XVI was chosen specifically to 'take the rap' for church excesses in recent decades.
"Given Joseph Ratzinger's
Ashes To Ashes Susan Boyle And Bjork Duet For Scottish Ski Centre
Pure white snow at the Lecht, in Scotland, turned black as ash from Iceland coated everything in a thick film.
Skiers at the Lecht could not ash plough and snowboarders were soon head to toe black
Winnie The Pooh Exhausted By Ipad Service
When iPad users learned they'd be getting a free copy on the iPad of the Winnie the Pooh book by AA Milne, they were very excited. Their response was "Aw . . . isn't
Texas Twits Twist Textbook Theme
Leviticus, TX - In an effort to deal with budget woes plaguing one of the nation's largest public school systems, the Texas Board of Education has decided to combine the Department of History and
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