Stories Archive by Month - April
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Breaking: Ebay To Sell Office Chairs Back To Ikea
Hot on the heels of the shocking news that in the space of just two days eBay had agreed a sale of Stumbleupon back to the original founders and decided to IPO their $2.7bn Skype
Susan Boyle And Elaine Paige Shack Up
When Susan Boyle told the world that her dream was to be the next Elaine Paige and Ms Paige heard the extraordinary performance of the Scots Soprano, it was love at first listen. Before you
The Susan Boyle Story - A Tale of Hypocrisy!
The Susan Boyle story is a tale that has touched our hypocritical hearts. Therefore we need baddies, the first is the girl on BGT, who appears to be laughing at Susan Boyle, Although she is
America Celebrates Earth Day By Briefly Thinking 'Oh Yeah, It's Earth Day'
Another Earth Day has come and gone, and with it, a record number of Americans who chose to celebrate the holiday by remembering it for a few seconds at some point during the day.
Jade Goody Waxwork Replaced With Susan Boyle's Head
Jade Goody the former human person from earth, has expressed her disappointment at the current furore dribbled out by the money-orientated press towards the voice of an angel and face of a grotesque nineteenth century
Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Cracked!
It's been a long and gruelling season for Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, but the pressure on the Scot finally seems to have taken its toll, if a new video circulating the internet is
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Women Stalked, Kidnapped and Brainwashed to Order by Dating Agency for the Desperate! Guarantees True Romance for Even the Loneliest and Most Maladjusted!
Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent
Pop-star Michael Jackson says that he was "in love" with twelve year old Shaheen as soon as he took the stage. Shaheen sang a version of "Who's Loving You" that even impressed a usually critical
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