Stories Archive by Month - April
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Susan Boyle To Be Given A 'Sexy' Makeover By Gok!
Dame Susan Boyle , OBE, Knight of the realm, is to be given a makeover by that strange creature Gok. The weird thing with the tin-tin quiff, beat fellow tran-sexual rivals Tranny and Suemanna for
Stephen Hawking To Fake His Own Death \'Just Like Princess Diana\'
London - (Preposterous Ass Mess): Shrinks at London\'s Royal Freak Hospital are poised to section Prof Stephen Hawking after his ex-wife complained that he was about to fake his own death \'just like Princess Di\'.
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Mel Gibson And Singer Susan Boyle...tinseltown's Hottest Couple!
Hollywood - In a swirl of publicity and media chatter, matronly singer Susan Boyle now has a new love interest....Actor Mel Gibson!
Fans had a rare chance to glimpse the groping couple as they strolled arm
Kenny Dalglish Being Lined-up As Next Liverpool Manager
There were rumblings all across Merseyside tonight, as Liverpool legend Kenny Dalglish was rumoured to be returning to the club to take up a position in the Reds' youth set-up, but some people at the
Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher To Twitter Un-follow
(Los Angeles-CA) Ashton Kutcher won in his contest with CNN breaking news feed in a race to one million followers on the social networking site Twitter. But Paris Hilton, who hasn't
Releasing Our Torture Memos Is Tortuous To Me
What kind of man would willingly release the "torture memos" (a derogatory term from the liberal media -- they should actually be called justice memos) from the Bush administration?
The Secret To Getting Government Contracts Is Being Disadvantaged Small Business/woman Owner/disabled Veteran/minority
My research into lucrative government contracts made me realize one major point: Fortunate white guys don't stand a chance. You must fit the criteria of the headline to even be
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