Stories Archive by Month - April

In denouncing the new Arizona immigration laws, President Barack Obama insisted today that the Arizona laws would eliminate Mexican slavery and this would lead to higher prices for consumers.

CRICKLEWOOD, England - Robert Pattinson and his constant companion Kristen Stewart were in town to attend The Yearly Cricklewood Crumpet Cooking Contest. Pattinson, who has recently been spending some of his free time down on his

With the final pre-election debate looming, spin-doctors from all three leading parties have been running back and forth with last minute tweaks, conducting frenetic eleventh hour opinion polls and coaching their candidates accordingly. The most

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judges Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba gave Erin Andrews and her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy a 9 each, but English judge Len Goodman gave them a 7. When the

After only 31 years, a police report has been issued which states that protestor Blair Peach may have been killed by a policeman. 'This has come as an absolute shock,' a friend of the New Zealander's

Hot on the heels of our exclusive last week - Ape research points the way to origin of religion - comes the results of yet more studies supporting the hypothesis that apes may be evolving

A leaked Vatican email has left Foreign Office officials incensed after suggesting that the Pope should flip his second home whilst on a visit to Britain, the Daily Torygraph revealed today. Called "The Ideal Visit", the

A top secret MI5 report commissioned by the government has uncovered a shocking existential threat posed by Nick Griffin, leader of the far-right British National Party to the current three major parties as well as