Stories Archive by Month - April

Tensions are again running high in Eastern Europe after Ukraine ratified a 25-year extension to a lease on the Russian naval base located in the Crimean port of Sebastopol. Chaotic scenes were the order of the

No one saw it coming with me. I was always a good kid, kept my head down and worked hard. I had a part-time job, for Christ's sake. Coffee gave me a headache. I'd never

The widow of the late Jade Goody was found not guilty in court today of doing anything worthwhile or interesting. Jack Tweed or Jack Shit as he's probably not known to his friends walked free from

Newmarket - (WhoresWhisperers): The Red Ransom/Alien A colt is a best-priced 100/1 shot with internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con for Saturday's renewal of the first Classic of the season. A six furlong workout this morning with stable companions...

Scotland had it's own, very small and insignificant debate today. We cannot call it a leaders debate because Alex was the only leader taking part and the Tory was the only Tory MP in Scotland.

In a shocking intervention in the 'Princess Diana Leader's Wives X-Factor' Nick Griffin, leader of the British National Party slammed Nick Clegg's wife for giving all of her children Spanish names. "It's simply outrageous that

In a dazzling stream of multi colored lights famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking was abducted from a Star Trek convention by aliens. Costumed to honor the retired science officer of the Enterprise Spock, aka Leonard Nimoy,

The civil service can relax. An official delegation from The Vatican arrived in London today in a black Limo with tinted windows. The vehicle contained some chappies from Italia, in dark suits and ray-bans. Who