Stories Archive by Month - May
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Simon Cowell Sues Six TV Networks Over Marriage
Simon Cowell, famous as the critical judge on American Idol and The X Factor, is reportedly suing six different TV news networks over his problems with his fiance, Mezhgan Hussainy, according to a report this
Nick Clegg Admits "I'm Sleeping With Cameron And Brown"
Nick Clegg has admitted to being sexually promiscuous and that he "swings both ways" following revelations that he has been sleeping with both Gordon Brown and David Cameron.
"Yes, it's true. I have a very high
New Full Figured Bra Lifts Separates And Invigorates
Full figured women share a common complaint when it comes to the support of larger than average breasts, but a new patented bra design will provide much needed back support and pain relief along with
Nick Clegg Bookies Favourite For Pm
With it looking likely that a coalition between Liberal and Conservative parties to resolve the hung parliament, the only thing left to do is to choose which of the two leaders of the two parties,
Frank Frazetta, Master Artist, Dead At 92
Schoolboys of all ages in the U.S. and Britain might want to take a pause for one minute today as it was announced that the great paperback artist Frank Frazetta has died. Can you believe
Brown Resigns! - Blames Clegg And Cameron
Gordon Brown has just resigned. We're not sure if he's the PM, the acting PM, the ex-PM or what he is any more, but I can confirm, he has resigned.
In an emotional speech delivered outside
Brown Announces Ability To Talk And End of His Tenure As Prime Vegetable; Coalition Talks 'Pitch Woo' With North Korea's Kim Jong-il
Gordon Brown has said he is stepping down as Labour Party leader and Prime Vegetable - as his party opens formal talks with the North Korea Party about forming a government.
Mr Brown, prime vegetable since
Rent Boy Hoax
Just when you thought it couldn't get more bizarre, reports are surfacing that the Rekers/Rentboy scandal is a hoax!
Evidently, the two have been friends for a long time, and, although there has been a
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