Stories Archive by Month - May
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Massive Home Scrotal Defibrillator Recall!
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Miley Cyrus Nearly Ruins Her Dad's Career & Her Own
After all the fallout recently of Miley Cyrus dancing like a stripper on a TV special and the recent video release of her rubbing her butt into a 45-year-old male's crotch when she was 16,
An Audience With Michael Buble Singing Like A Dalek
Viewers who tuned in to ITV's An Audience With Michael Buble were astounded tonight when the Canadian crooner opened his mouth and emitted sounds normally associated with a synthesiser. His usual dulcet tones were
Subo Fanatic Has Pioneering Surgery!
A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was last night recovering in hospital after pioneering surgery to remove her from her computer chair. The unnamed fanatic underwent a loonyectomy under the supervision of Dr.
The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-shore Drilling
SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault.
Palin, looking somewhat
Motor Oil Flavored Seafood A Hit At Trendy Restaurants
At Club Piranha in Hollywood, California, Chef Jorge Rodriguez found himself in a dire predicament last week when he received a load of shrimp believed to be contaminated by the BP Oil Spill. With
Stand-up - It's Not The Hardest Game In The World. That's A Load of Old Boar Licks That Is
Stand-up comedians will always insist that theirs is the hardest job in the world, no matter who argues the point, but consumer research conducted by Skoob News exposes this claim as a shocking and outrageous
Fergie Takes A Page From The Cousins: Says She 'Misspoke!' "I'm Worth More Than A Million" She Quips!
Reacting to a firestorm of outrage in the UK after being caught on tape selling 'access' to her husband, and presumably his Royal Business Contacts, the Duchess of Pork (sic), after consultation with her
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