Stories Archive by Month - May

Boffins at some university or other have decided it would be a jolly good idea to replace St George with a better symbol of British identity. They rightly suggest that St George's day should be

Ven Pariah isn't all human. He is part demon. Either that or he is yet another twisted lunatic that is hopefully to be removed from our streets. I think we can safely say he is

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's prettiest judge, Kara DioGuardi is said to be totally devastated at the fact that her fellow judge and touchy-touchy, feely-feely judges desk mate has quit the show. Cowell said that he hates

Ven Pariah has appeared in court and given his name as 'Crossbow Cannibal'. Stephen Griffiths is either going for the Broadmoor Bastard option, or wants Nasty Notoriety. The tawdry tabloids are absolutely delighted with the

North Korea have embarked on a baffling and astonishing effort to snub the international community by giving out portable nuclear weapons to school children throughout the country. In efforts which are described to be akin to

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): A bottled water business faces liquidation amid reports extraction from local springs is tainted. Seepage from the now notorious River Aire has resulted in unexpected 'organic ingredients' surfacing at the company's p...

Breaking with a long-held tradition, Barack Obama will not attend the Memorial Day ceremony performed by every other American war-time President of laying the wreath upon the head gravestone at Arlington National Cemetery.

New York - (Toxic Mess): The pair were spotted in a huddle at a Hell's Kitchen brasserie eating crow as their respective admirers continued a rearguard charm offensive back home in Blighty. Neither of the disgraced