Stories Archive by Month - May

With two weeks to go before the start of the World Cup, most financial analysts are in agreement as to who will emerge victorious in South Africa. According to a report on FT Alphaville, Morgan Stanley,

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were in a panic earlier when their beloved meeting place was unavailable for several hours. It is thought the server was suffering from 'bullshit overload' and shut itself

LAS VEGAS - In what has turned out to be a nightmarish scenario unfolding for the Nevada senatorial race, the unhinged GOP candidate Sue Lowden has shifted into campaigning against Scientology, rather than for meaningful

Westchester, New York . . . When police were called to the local dog park to deal with a bite, they assumed that a dog had done the biting. No way! Man's best

What is the big deal? Well, a genetic god walks among us! Dr. Venter has created "artificial life"! It is SO important for the world. Why? It just is.

It seems like Cheryl Cole isn't the type to let the grass grow beneath her petite and pretty feet (which incidentally only ever smell of roses) as, following her divorce petition she has announced that

WASHINGTON D.C. (ABSNN) -- Award winning Spoof reporter Abel Rodriguez filed this frightening story with the All Bullshit News Network at midnight this morning: According to President Barack Obama, a Killer Computer Virus called, FugYouArizona, ha...

Los Angeles, CA - Last night's American Idol Finale wasn't without controversy. In fact, not long after the show started, the first of many "live" glitches occurred, and because of it, a cameraman lost his