Stories Archive by Month - May
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South Korea Promise To "Nuke" North Korea Off The Planet!
South Korea have been given some sound diplomatic advice by Hilary Clinton, "nuke North Korea off of the planet!"
Arriving in Seoul in Obamas jet, Hilary was in no mood for "peeing" around with those "slit-eyed"
Stephen Griffiths Arrest: Yorkshire Ripper Slams 'Amateurish' Bradford Murder Suspect
HMP Broadmoor - (Slashers): The Yorkshire Ripper today poured scorn on the 'Bradford Ripper' moniker following the arrest of suspected serial killer Stephen Griffiths.
Peter Sutcliffe is said to be livid at the dilution of the
Wormhole Discovered At Chelsea Flower Show Links To Heaven
A wormhole has been discovered which terminates in Heaven, the Catholic church announced today. Pope Benedict VXR stood on the veranda of his 6 berth static caravan, amongst the mountains and steep cliffs that rise
Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"
LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Los Angeles appearing on several local morning shows when he was asked if he had seen the American Idol finale show.
He answered that he had.
Janet Jackson Fills In For Janet Napolitano At American Idol Finale
Lost Angeles, CA - A disappointed crowd was on hand when they learned that a last-minute change to the star-studded American Idol finale meant that U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, would not be
Subo, Jordan And Paris Hilton 'A Waste of Time And Brain Cells' Says Jagged One
A leading international satirist, known by the nom de plume Jagged One, who resides under a bridge in Old Amsterdam has today controversially slammed the whole celebrity culture trend by stating publicly that SuBo, Jordan
Outrageous New Fashion Craze: Displaying Dead Grandparents In The Living Room
Outrageous New Fashion Craze: Displaying Dead Grandparents In The Living Room
Do You Want A Cashew, Almond, Or A Pecan?
LAS VEGAS - This year, Nevada Republicans have a choice between a cashew, an almond, and a pecan. Which leaves Nevada Republicans with a choice between three nuts, aka, Sue Lowden, Sharron Angle, and
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