Stories Archive by Month - May
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Rogue Black Holes May Roam Our Galaxy
Hundreds of black holes left over from the early universe may wander the Milky Way, according to new calculations.
These rogue black holes are thought to have originally lurked at the centers of tiny, low-mass brains.
Erin Andrews Back In Time For World Cup: Promises Sex Laden Half Time Dance Exhibition With Co-host Skoob On Platform Bed!
ESPN Sports Host and Dancing with the Stars Finalist Erin Andrews says she's fitter than ever, and ready to take on the challenge of side line interviews at the World Cup in South Africa starting
Britney Spears To Star As American Idol's 'Bikini Girl" In The Motion Picture "Bikini Girl Flaunts Her Yum-yum"
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company in association with Lionsdoor Pictures has just signed Britney Spears to appear in the Allesandro Fiafatanelli film Bikini Girl Flaunts Her Yum Yum.
The motion picture will be
Cockney Market Trader Drafted In To Sort Out Bp Oil Leak
Cockney market trader and pub patron, Gordon Gorblimey-Bennet, of Brick Lane, The East End, is the latest consultant to be drafted in by BP after several failed attempts to cap the catastrophic oil leak in
'Human Fish' Found In China Has Some Scientists Puzzled
An extremely unusual fish was caught in a net by Chinese Fishermen at the weekend.
This fish has hands that can 'grip' and tiny feet which allow it to actually walk as well as a huge
7-eleven Offers Prostate Exam With Slurpee And Chili Dog Purchase
DALLAS, TEXAS – Top executives of 7-Eleven announced today that the company plans to implement prostate exams into its ever growing menu of services. Speaking to a large group of 7-Eleven employees, senior director of
Subo Fanatics Apologise!
The new owners of the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies favourite meeting place today sensationally apologised to everyone they ever banned! In a shock statement the new head chief fanatic said "We're really
Jean Paul Gaultier Designs Serena Williams' "Vive La Republique" Very Sexy Knickers!
After wearing her sensational flesh coloured knickers in Melbourne and giving heart-attacks to OAP male tennis fans all over the planet, Serena Williams has asked top designer, Jean Paul Gaultier, to design her a set
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